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[02:49:24] <Dan_Goulet> how does voice work?
[02:49:30] <Dan_Goulet> dont see a button or anything
[02:49:42] <Ten> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_people_make_sound
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[13:40:47] <blackhole> still, it would be cool to be up to the communication level :p
[14:00:00] <blackhole> hehe, drunken labia wrong, drunken loquacity right
[14:00:07] <Syn> ..
[14:00:07] <blackhole> it's good i use the dictionary sometimes before saying something
[14:00:40] <blackhole> i assumed labia refered to the lips like in spanish
[14:00:48] <Syn> hahaha
[14:00:54] <blackhole> as used to mean verbosity when talking
[14:01:02] <blackhole> but no
[14:01:52] * blackhole removes "prayse my huge drunken labia" from his fb status >.<
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<Minty_Cream> dress shirts never go out of fashion
<Loki> http://puu.sh/gDg13/104f7d4f59.jpg THIS WAS A DRESS SHIRT ONCE
<Loki> IT WENT OUT OF FASHION
<Loki> QED.
<Chermobyl> It was never.
<Loki> well then what the fuck did i wear it to my uncle's funeral for
<Chermobyl> Never end a sentence with a preposition
<Loki> well then what the fuck did i wear it to my uncle's funeral for, bitch
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[10:23:59] <@Ten> go cry your white tears elsewhere
[10:24:35] <.Loki|starkphone> My tears aren't white, you are thinking of my semen
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[22:44:21] <Mikel> Electronic Exercise 2-C: Proceeds and Such
[22:44:25] <Mikel> "and Such"!?!?
[22:44:31] <Mikel> the fuck kind of textbook is this
[22:44:37] <Mikel> "like, the law, or whatever"
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[16:03:50] * Galdayo_Everstar (Mibbit@swc-irc.52l.oeg.s3gket.IP) has joined #swc-members
[16:04:23] <Galdayo_Everstar> Hello
[16:04:30] <Eldrwyn_D`Auvergne> Hallo fair maiden
[16:04:43] <Galdayo_Everstar> I'm a guy
[16:04:51] <Eldrwyn_D`Auvergne> im sorry we're full
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<.kira> The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
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[12:20:27] <LOKI|STARKPHONE> There isn't already a neon green skin. There was already a pink skin used by the smallest portion of the player base.
[12:21:01] <GEOFFREY> I don't recall ever seeing the pink one then.
[12:21:12] <GEOFFREY> Red, Black, Default Blue
[12:21:26] <LOKI|STARKPHONE> Green, grey, sith, and pink are the others
[12:21:32] <LOKI|STARKPHONE> And another blue I believe
[12:23:39] <MINTY_CREAM> two shades of gray, two shades of blue, two shades of green, two shades of red
[12:24:37] <LOKI|STARKPHONE> The highly unsuccessful sequel to 50 shades
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[00:19:22] <Uli> This room is not for being buttbuddies with people
[00:19:54] <Loki> also dont listen to uli, i have a lot of butt buddies in here
[00:20:06] <Uli> He does.
[00:20:08] <Uli> Can confirm
[00:20:12] <Loki> I have a lot of anal amigos
[00:20:26] <Uli> They give him rectal massages.
[00:20:30] <Loki> I have many posterior partners
[00:20:31] <blerkherl> So many butt buddies
[00:20:50] <Keth> fanny friends
[00:20:55] * blerkherl does the secret butt shake
[00:21:09] <Selatos> 4 variants, i'm impressed
[00:21:10] <Loki> I have many keister kompanions
[00:21:15] <Loki> I'M STILL WORKING ON IT
[00:21:17] <Selatos> ...a stretch but i'll take it
[00:21:23] <Loki> i have many hiney hermanos
[00:21:25] <Keth> Bottom Brothers
[00:21:39] <Loki> caboose comrades
[00:21:39] <Somethingsomething> Prostate Pals?
[00:21:52] <Keth> Ass Associates
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[11:14:48] <Zhao> Good, Vey has approved tha tax changes
[11:14:51] <Zhao> We're on track!
[11:26:21] <Zhao> Trying to figure out how I want to notify people
[11:50:55] <Loki> I assume "surprise motherfuckers" is off the table?
[11:51:14] <Zhao> lol
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[11:04:09] <blackhole> .. this was like the longest fart ever
[11:04:20] <blackhole> i even stopped breathing to make sure no unnatural connection had opened anywhere
[11:04:51] <Squall_Chitose> haha
[11:06:03] <blackhole> but it continued so everything is fine and it all was a proper inner reserve
[11:06:33] <blackhole> now it is when petroleum comes, right?!
[11:07:11] <blackhole> something tells me i'm not gonna become rich :(
[11:23:54] <blackhole> ...definitely not petroleum and not rich
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[11:29:03] <blackhole> my to-do list just keeps growing and growing larger cause i never placed "do my to-do" list in it
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[07:46:47] <blackhole> i can't eat a whole pie in a day! it's like 50cmx50cm big
[07:51:55] <Cherokee> thats crazy , no one measures things in cm
[07:52:00] <Cherokee> how many inches is?
[07:56:50] <blackhole> not sure. inches are short enough to accumulate too much error
[07:56:57] <blackhole> but in cocks should be like 3
[07:57:04] <Syn> wait what
[07:58:08] <Cherokee> ..
[07:58:16] <Syn> cocks is now a unit of measurement
[07:58:27] <Cherokee> what's the cock length?!
[07:58:30] <blackhole> i work with what i have!
[07:58:42] <Cherokee> WHY ARE YOU MEASURING PIES WITH YOUR COCK
[07:58:53] <blackhole> i swear i tried to measure it with my inches but it looked inaccurate
[07:58:56] <Cherokee> PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT THAT
[07:58:58] <blackhole> haha
[07:59:04] <blackhole> i'm not measuring depth!
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[23:28:08] <@Ten> I don't know when your high schools start
[23:28:14] <@Ten> here it's 12/13
[23:28:19] <@Ten> depending on how early you're born
[23:28:38] <.Loki> I was born at an incredibly young age
[23:28:49] <@Ten> how early in the school year, motherfucker
[23:28:55] <.Loki> oh
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[10:02:03] <Loki> GUESS WHAT THIS DEAD RANCOR JUST DROPPED
[10:02:36] <Thirteen> is it nothing?
[10:03:11] <Loki> It is nothing. :/
[10:03:18] <Thirteen> what do I get for winning?
[10:03:29] <Loki> 100% of the loot this dead rancor just dropped
[10:03:35] <Thirteen> and I didn't even have to kill a rancor for it
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[10:21:03] <blackhole> man my last clorophorm date was awful
[10:59:59] <Cherokee> colored prom?
[11:00:17] <Cherokee> you took a black girl to her prom? Aren't you a little old for that?
[11:01:41] <blackhole> geez man, you're making it sound like if i colored her myself
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[22:23:21] <blackhole> i think i'm gonna stop drinking one way or another some time soon
[22:32:20] <blackhole> gonna give it a try this oct
[22:32:51] <blackhole> if i stay sober for more than 2 months you owe me a beer
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[02:28:34] <Thor> Thor
[02:28:46] <Thor> Thor
[02:29:03] <Thor> Thor
[02:29:04] <Loki> In other news, enjoy the next two hours of silence in here while Thor just says his own name over and over and over again
[02:29:18] <Loki> Oddly, still the most intellectual conversation in this channel in weeks
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[04:30:00] <Ran> Any Dungeon Master's or D&D/RPG players lurking around?
[04:30:22] <@Ten> syn is a pro dungeon master
[04:30:35] <.Loki> different kind of dungeon
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<@Twelve> did you just compare my anus to hitler?!
<+Loki> I .. didn't not compare your anus to hitler
<@Twelve> bloody heil, that pisses me off
<+Loki> ann frankly you shouldn't stand for it
<@Twelve> I won't, I'm fuhrious
<+Loki> I did nazi that coming
<@Twelve> nazi jokes are reich up your alley, eh
<+Loki> they're hitlerious!
<@Twelve> I can only gas at the amount of time you spend thinking these up
<+Loki> I can do it from mein kampfy bed
<@Twelve> well, this won't be goring anywhere productive
<+Loki> Don't lie, you know you goebbel these up
<@Twelve> I do, but I don't want jew to burn yourself out
<+Loki> Relax, I know dietrich to all of this. God of cryptic lols and all
<@Twelve> I suppose you ARE the reich person for this job
<+Loki> I will not stand führ you recycling your previous puns!
<@Twelve> what puns?! I do nazi what jew are talking about
* Loki serenades Ten with "don't jewish your boyfriend was hot like me"
<@Twelve> jew should probably gestappo listening to that pop music, step out of your kampfort zone once in a while
<+Loki> Auschwitz, I forgot to eat again. I'm gonna go make some luftwaffles. Guess I don't need the oven for that
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<Arthur_J_Alonzo> Investing in socks. Is it worth it?
<Loki> yes, they keep your feet warm
<Loki> I almost never go without them
<Arthur_J_Alonzo> Oops ment stocks
<Loki> oh, no
<Loki> They dont even keep your feet warm

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