[01:20:24] <.selatos> so weird
[01:20:26] <.selatos> all of you
[01:20:45] <@Loki> NAME ONE TIME
[01:21:03] <@Loki> my arms feel like someone is blowing on them with their mouth open

[13:45:43] <Kevin> How cold does it generally get there in the winter?
[13:45:54] <Skye_Varn> -20 to -30 up here
[13:46:12] <Skye_Varn> -35 if you're really lucky
[13:46:39] <Kevin> I used to live in New York, and it would easily get to single digits F with no wind chill during the winter
[13:46:50] <Ten> we're not talking F!
[13:46:53] <Kevin> So?
[13:46:55] <Skye_Varn> We're talking C
[13:47:01] <Ten> so you can F off

[02:28:34] <Thor> Thor
[02:28:46] <Thor> Thor
[02:29:03] <Thor> Thor
[02:29:04] <Loki> In other news, enjoy the next two hours of silence in here while Thor just says his own name over and over and over again
[02:29:18] <Loki> Oddly, still the most intellectual conversation in this channel in weeks

[13:51] * Veynom is Sim Master.
[13:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Veynom
[13:52] <Veynom> Holy shit, 1616 emails, what did you do guys !!!
[13:53] <Kyle> um there is an email from orion you should look at Vey
[13:53] <Togan> it's hidden within those 1616 mails

[20:14] <Squall_Chitose> I only let people in my clan that I like.
[20:14] <Squall_Chitose> :D
[20:15] <Squall_Chitose> except deric, he got in on sexual talent.
[20:15] <DA> I give good head
[20:15] <Varlathotep> It's true, he does.
[20:15] <Varlathotep> Squall doesn't know this but I was in the closet as Deric gave him head.
[20:16] <DA> oh yeah
[20:16] <Varlathotep> I will say it was quite glorious.
[20:16] <DA> I can suck a garden hose through golfball
[20:16] <DA> wait
[20:16] <DA> i said that wrong
[20:16] <Varlathotep> ...
[20:16] <Uli> LOL
[20:16] <Varlathotep> That is some sucking talent
[20:16] <DA> or did I?
[20:16] <Uli> I...
[20:16] <Samantha_Umbra> :o
[20:17] <Varlathotep> If you managed to such a hose through a solid object that is fucking impressive.
[20:17] <DA> I can't breath right now im laughing so hard
[20:17] <Varlathotep> Someone has to quote that >.>
[20:17] <.Loki|starkphone> That's not all that's hard

[22:19:24] <Thresk> Guys
[22:19:26] <Thresk> Save ne
[22:19:27] <Thresk> Me
[22:20:07] <Thresk> Save me
[22:21:19] <Thresk> Guys make me feel better
[22:21:42] <Twelve> if guys make you feel better then you should just go find some guys..

[17:27:06] <Phryss> Oh!
[17:27:07] <Phryss> Keir!
[17:27:15] <Phryss> I saw a girl today that reminded me of you.
[17:27:20] <Keir|NEW-GNS|Crap> !
[17:27:26] <Phryss> She had these ice packs on her shoulders
[17:27:32] <Keir|NEW-GNS|Crap> ^.-
[17:27:42] <Phryss> And they were being held in place by, like, saran wrap.
[17:27:49] <Keir|NEW-GNS|Crap> ...
[17:28:08] <Phryss> And the saran wrap wrapped tightly around her chest so her boobs were all squashed and invisible.
[17:28:15] <Phryss> The end.

[02:36] <Cherokee> I don't go to the beach anymore. Not since the last time they succeeded in "rescuing" me by pushing me into the water.
[02:37] <Nalah> Who are they?
[02:37] <Seele> Greenpeace.

<Keir> I have enough terrorists and their families on my cellphone that I'm sure I'm on a watchlist myself somewhere.
<Dante> Impressive, though I'm not sure why you would want to have terrorists in your contacts.
<Daktal> I bet it impresses girls.
<Lisa_Dent> "Hey baby what's your number, I'll put it right beneath Muqtada al-Sadr. Yeah, we club, s'cool."

<Minty_Cream> dress shirts never go out of fashion
<Loki> http://puu.sh/gDg13/104f7d4f59.jpg THIS WAS A DRESS SHIRT ONCE
<Loki> IT WENT OUT OF FASHION
<Loki> QED.
<Chermobyl> It was never.
<Loki> well then what the fuck did i wear it to my uncle's funeral for
<Chermobyl> Never end a sentence with a preposition
<Loki> well then what the fuck did i wear it to my uncle's funeral for, bitch

<Darwyn_family_bonding> "2nd place is a shiny new and highly sought after viper, this baby is in preteen condition and ready to go"
<Lex_von_Ismay> :o
<Lex_von_Ismay> lol
<Darwyn_family_bonding> preteen condition?
<Darwyn_family_bonding> wow
<Rehon_Mosspim> well, that's a typo lol
<Rehon_Mosspim> pristine, preteen, what's the diffrence
<Rehon_Mosspim> well, that's our faction, we love the miners

<|||Ashlyana|||> In California you can always find a party, in Soviet Russia, party can always find you.

[16:16:49] <Thor> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:17:06] <Thor> got white gurl wasted
[16:17:17] <Selatos> so you had like two appletinis and took your shirt off?

[08:46:29:429] <SWC_Member380> dont trip on me im new finding clues ok think lady left clues for me followed cookie crum no im here if your here im here thinking hoo dont no th i now a lady in this leage ssskkk in time only can sa you been a showdow one my ass fill its a girl not in to men so if you like games im down still like it if you say ha whats up if friends no someing let her no if this sounds lioke some one you have herd about please

[21:17:49] <TembreFell> my soda exploded, but with my quick reflexes I was able to contain it to my arms, shirt, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. Phew!

[15:43:05] <Laz|away> and by the way, what prompted this war in the first place?
[15:44:43] <Keir> Frezt's refusal to sign a treaty and grant Eidola one planet in Kathol space
[15:45:23] <Laz|away> and what did you need a planet in Kathol space for?
[15:45:57] <Keir> raising tauntauns
[15:46:57] <Laz|away> wouldn't one normally do that on Hoth.....in Churba?
[15:47:33] <Keir> We capture them in Hoth, and raise them in Kathol
[15:47:41] <Laz|away> and what happened to that story of a bridge between your territories?
[15:47:53] <Keir> lies concocted by our enemies to discredit us
[15:47:59] <Keir> we are simple tauntaun farmers

[04:16:59] <Edward-Dalen> anyone know about the movement to redesign the keyboard?
[04:17:30] <Edward-Dalen> apparently qwerty is designed to make us type slow
[04:17:40] <Edward-Dalen> because it was designed for typewriters
[04:17:41] <Cypher_Diaz> convert to dvorak then ..
[04:17:44] <Edward-Dalen> that would jam
[04:17:58] <Vip_Fortuna> we need new words that do match better with the current keyboard setting.
[04:18:06] <Jaxom_Sky> ^
[04:18:12] <Jaxom_Sky> redesign words not the keyboard!
[04:18:15] <Cypher_Diaz> lol
[04:18:17] <Contabile_Quetzalxochitl> agreed
[04:18:20] <Cypher_Diaz> the obvious solution.

<blackhole> good. cat's back, i can poop again
<Squall_Chitose> was he hogging the litter box?

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[14:22:59] <Geno> Let me get this straight, you're new to the Combine and you don't know what to do?

[15:38:27] <Nalah> My mother marks the English national exams. She was marking one creative writing paper today, and she got to the bottom of the page of one that read "the doctor knelt down beside her and raped her" - she turned the page and it finished "leg in a bandage". Hehe.

[07:28:49] <Cherokee> ARE YOUR LEGS STILL TIRED SYN
[07:29:07] <Italian_Stallion_Loki> OH MY YES
[07:29:14] <Cherokee> WHY YOU YELLING
[07:29:18] <Italian_Stallion_Loki> YOU STARTED IT
[07:29:34] <Cherokee> YES BECAUSE YOU HAVE BAD INTERNET CONNECTION , WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU HEAR ME

[19:34:01] <Arjuna> Genital jousting is on sale, and my grandma gave me a card for christmas with steam wallet money
[19:34:12] <Arjuna> I... think she just bought me this game....

[15:41:32] <Thirteen> well, I skipped my chemical romance
[15:42:42] <Jenos> Skipping's for girls or boxers. Are you a girl or a boxer?
[15:42:57] <Mikel> I wear boxers, does that count?
[15:43:01] <Light> Only if you're a girl.
[15:43:06] <Thirteen> I dated a girl boxer once
[15:43:13] <Light> Like, a female dog?
[15:43:23] <Thirteen> no, like a human female that boxes
[15:43:34] <Jenos> worked in a warehouse?

[21:37] <Squall_Chitose> I'm going to write a story about my Dong, Jenos.
[21:37] <Quetzalxochitl> you called your dong jenos?
[21:37] <%Jenos-Laptop> :P
[21:37] <Guinar> Short story, right?
[21:37] <%Jenos-Laptop> bastards

[19:13:21] <Phryss> Does anyone else get really paranoid when you email people that you have never emailed before? I always fear getting marked as spam, so I end up writing really weird emails that don't include any URL and that read funny in an attempt not to sound like a spambot.

[18:35:12] <Keir|Spying> "I gots me a watermelon" is not *bad* English, it is *alternative* English

<Cherokee> Ejaculation
<Cherokee> Love explosion on your face
<Cherokee> eat up, fridge empty

[12:56:44] * [A]Nuroudo is now known as Nuroudo
[12:56:53] <Deric_Adams> Nuroudo!
[12:56:59] <Deric_Adams> how are you my friend?
[12:57:20] <Thirteen> yes, how is it that you are deric's friend
[12:58:46] <Deric_Adams> :(

[16:11:55] <Kilian> Lee Lee, Keth is our local night walker
[16:12:30] <Keth> bleh!
[16:12:34] * Keth avoids garlic
[16:12:49] <Kilian> no I meant male prostitue
[16:13:49] <Keth> bleh!
[16:13:54] * Keth avoids the popo

[22:58:39] <Dalovan_Lombardo> How was the race Blackhole?
[22:59:03] <blackhole> i finished it and didn't end the 8000th so that's great
[22:59:22] <Dalovan_Lombardo> Good good
[23:00:03] <blackhole> and how are you? tell me about yourself
[23:00:06] * blackhole (blackhole@swc-irc.7do.9pm.1cvv54.IP) Quit (Quit: <Loki> past. Help! My scientist friend showed me his time machine, which keeps sending me three seconds into the)
[23:01:43] * blackhole (blackhole@swc-irc.7do.9pm.1cvv54.IP) has joined #SWC-Members
[23:01:58] <Dalovan_Lombardo> Why do he keep leaving :-(
[23:02:49] <blackhole> it's called conceptual art
[23:03:23] <Dalovan_Lombardo> Hmm
[23:03:26] <Mora> It is called fatherhood
[23:03:28] <blackhole> also, this way, i never know if you are pregnant

[23:16:15] <Banquo> I'll pretend to be a Tylger.
[23:18:32] <Banquo> Seriously, you come out blasting, and I'll smoke a cigar and act like I'm rich.

[12:42:17] <@ArjunAway> how can I be hot and cold at the same time?
[12:42:23] <@ArjunAway> I'm shivering and sweating
[12:42:41] <@Sid> Meth is a hell of a drug

[13:17:21] <DA> hmm, sure, ill call a doctor if i have an erection lasting longer than four hours... to brag

[19:15:48] <mikelsewhere> The Jewish kids at my school were always the teachers favourites. No one else got given gold stars.

[23:28:44] <Selatos> yo ucan milk anything with nipples
[23:28:58] <Twelve> I've never tried milking anyone with my nipples

[18:27:39] <%blackhole> that was some nice interracial homoerotic historical dream
[18:29:30] <DK> stop dreaming with hutts
[18:31:15] <%blackhole> it did take place in butt space
[18:33:13] <DK> :O
[18:33:19] <DK> Nal Butta?
[18:42:08] <%blackhole> 55 days at Nal Butta
[18:42:39] <%blackhole> it was a strange setting for a dream... i'm not even sure if i ever finished watching that (at pekin) movie
[18:42:59] <%blackhole> peking*
[18:50:08] <%blackhole> so anyway, the awkward moment was when i was exploring a black soldier's body for leechs in an oriental sauna in the middle of a desert town
[18:50:30] <Keth> well did you find any
[18:56:01] <%blackhole> yea! \o/
[18:56:23] <%blackhole> and i pretty much woke up there, which was sad
[18:56:31] <%blackhole> it was being a great adventure before the leeches check up

[23:49:21] <Kivan_Hamner> Twas the night before Christmas and all throughout the house
[23:49:29] <Kivan_Hamner> the AC was blowing, cause I live in the South

[23:06:56] <Light> It's just words!
[23:07:03] <£> You're just words.
[23:07:06] <Light> )`:
[23:07:21] <Light> I'm only one word technically
[23:07:39] <£> I can think of at least three.
[23:07:48] <Light> asshole
[23:07:52] <£> okay, four

[13:28] <Greyson> i've never lost my virginity because I never lose

[23:07:59] <Loki> Alternate between swiveling both wrists in opposite directions and stroking your hands upward, twisting your wrists when you reach his head as though you are turning a doorknob. Rub your thumb in a tiny figure-eight pattern over his frenelum... Or try the windshield-wiper move; glide your thumb from side to side along the rim where his head begins, then move your thumb up and over the top of the head several times.
[23:08:14] <Loki> yeah im gonna need a diagram here
[23:08:19] <Russ> That is a lot of detail
[23:08:20] <Twelve> yes, turn that doorknob
[23:08:29] <Russ> Either you are copying this straight or you have attempted this
[23:08:57] <Loki> I'm sitting here with my hands making motions that are disappointingly not obscene but look like I'm trying to summon a demon
[23:09:41] <Russ> And you're not getting anything out of this?
[23:09:55] <Loki> Not even a lesser demon

[03:44] <Bryce> so....tell me about your character?
[03:44] <tycho> im sexy
[03:45] <Bryce> ok...tell me things that my character would know by meeting you.
[03:45] <tycho> im sexy

[13:40:47] <blackhole> still, it would be cool to be up to the communication level :p
[14:00:00] <blackhole> hehe, drunken labia wrong, drunken loquacity right
[14:00:07] <Syn> ..
[14:00:07] <blackhole> it's good i use the dictionary sometimes before saying something
[14:00:40] <blackhole> i assumed labia refered to the lips like in spanish
[14:00:48] <Syn> hahaha
[14:00:54] <blackhole> as used to mean verbosity when talking
[14:01:02] <blackhole> but no
[14:01:52] * blackhole removes "prayse my huge drunken labia" from his fb status >.<

[22:40:03] <blackhole> when i was a child, i had a lazy eye but then it spreaded to my whole person. that's why i'm so lazy now

[13:49:01] <£> Humph.
[13:49:08] <£> I was expecting a picture of your nipple.
[13:49:13] <£> You disappoint me.
[13:49:15] <Ayatollah_Khomo> Do you want one?
[13:49:20] <Mikel> I have one
[13:49:21] <Ayatollah_Khomo> I have one somewhere
[13:49:32] <£> You should have two.
[13:49:39] <£> And the location is pretty standard across all models.

[11:08:58] <%Hudson> Starting build 5075 for job hoth (previous build: STILL FAILING -- last SUCCESS #4690 4 mo 3 days ago)
[11:09:52] <Brand> If you wanted something to tell you that you're a failure and that your last success was months ago, why not just get married?

[23:28:08] <@Ten> I don't know when your high schools start
[23:28:14] <@Ten> here it's 12/13
[23:28:19] <@Ten> depending on how early you're born
[23:28:38] <.Loki> I was born at an incredibly young age
[23:28:49] <@Ten> how early in the school year, motherfucker
[23:28:55] <.Loki> oh

[19:18:02] <Loki> home is where you fully understand how the shower works
[19:20:54] <Kez> home is where everyone vacates because you don't properly shower and bathe yourself
[19:21:17] <Loki> That's most rooms, isn't it? Or do I just live everywhere
[19:22:03] <Kez> You may be homeless.

[04:15:29] <dot> Captcha read "How are you" and I typed good >_<

[11:04:09] <blackhole> .. this was like the longest fart ever
[11:04:20] <blackhole> i even stopped breathing to make sure no unnatural connection had opened anywhere
[11:04:51] <Squall_Chitose> haha
[11:06:03] <blackhole> but it continued so everything is fine and it all was a proper inner reserve
[11:06:33] <blackhole> now it is when petroleum comes, right?!
[11:07:11] <blackhole> something tells me i'm not gonna become rich :(
[11:23:54] <blackhole> ...definitely not petroleum and not rich

[22:16:05] <Keir> Honestly, if I send Dreighton an eMail with a bug, you know something like "Faction Creation seems to be down", I don't expect it fixed for a good 3 months in the fucking first place, I hardly need a "I'm going grocery shopping, I'll check my eMails when I get back" announcement
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