[12:56:44]* [A]Nuroudo is now known as Nuroudo
[12:56:59]<Deric_Adams> how are you my friend?
[12:57:20]<Thirteen> yes, how is it that you are deric's friend
[00:01:01]<Keir> I was hanging out with a bunch of tough black thugs, and I was trying to fit in and be one of them, but I was really nervous and when I tried to call them "mai homies", I think I said homos :(
[00:01:13]<Keir> I'm now in a bodycast
[00:01:44]<Keir> For those who couldn't tell, the above story was an obvious fabrication. It is a well-known fact Canada doesn't have black people.
[22:16:05]<Keir> Honestly, if I send Dreighton an eMail with a bug, you know something like "Faction Creation seems to be down", I don't expect it fixed for a good 3 months in the fucking first place, I hardly need a "I'm going grocery shopping, I'll check my eMails when I get back" announcement
[22:16:08]* Phryss is afk: Peeing. Logging: [on] Pager: [on]
[11:14:48]<Zhao> Good, Vey has approved tha tax changes
[11:14:51]<Zhao> We're on track!
[11:26:21]<Zhao> Trying to figure out how I want to notify people
[11:50:55]<Loki> I assume "surprise motherfuckers" is off the table?
[10:02:03]<Loki> GUESS WHAT THIS DEAD RANCOR JUST DROPPED
[10:02:36]<Thirteen> is it nothing?
[10:03:11]<Loki> It is nothing. :/
[10:03:18]<Thirteen> what do I get for winning?
[10:03:29]<Loki> 100% of the loot this dead rancor just dropped
[10:03:35]<Thirteen> and I didn't even have to kill a rancor for it
[16:32:06]<Cherokee> Ã±am Ã±am Ã±am
[16:32:22]<Syn> I cant read that
[16:32:24]<Syn> stupid unicode
[16:32:27]<Syn> stupid unicorn
[16:32:54]<Cherokee> spanish tilde over n
[16:33:19]<Syn> I can see it if it's just typed
[16:34:31]<blackhole> i read stupid unicorn and thought ok, everything is fine. then read unicode and instantly thought what weird shit is syn talking about now?
[01:32]<.Keir|Away> Hint: Never let your planets go uncontrolled, even for ten hours, when Keir is in-sector with a hyper 14 ship
[01:32]* .Keir|Away eyes faction about to lose two planets to hidden cities :D
[01:38]<+T`losk|Away> zomgish. :O
[01:53]<+Orphaea_Imperium> not any of mine? >_>
[01:55]* .Keir|Away waves, smirking at Orph
[01:55]<+Orphaea_Imperium> you go hell
[01:55]<+Orphaea_Imperium> although I only have one planet...
[01:56]<.Keir|Away> Did it go uncontrolled recently?
[01:56]<+Orphaea_Imperium> for about ten hours
[19:34:58]<Mr_Tel> I'll even dip my balls in marinara sauce just so those bastards can have a taste of home while they're at it!
[19:36:03]<Mr_Tel> c'mon guess what movie that's from!
[19:37:51]<Shado> The Papa John's training video?
[18:31:19]<blackhole> ya, cher leaves his impronta deep in me
[18:32:22]<Cherokee> I left what in you?! o_O
[18:33:32]<blackhole> aight, sometimes i should use the dictionary
[18:33:42]<blackhole> specially when it's followed by stuff like 'deep in me'
[21:37]<Squall_Chitose> I'm going to write a story about my Dong, Jenos.
[21:37]<Quetzalxochitl> you called your dong jenos?
[21:37]<Guinar> Short story, right?
[07:46:47]<blackhole> i can't eat a whole pie in a day! it's like 50cmx50cm big
[07:51:55]<Cherokee> thats crazy , no one measures things in cm
[07:52:00]<Cherokee> how many inches is?
[07:56:50]<blackhole> not sure. inches are short enough to accumulate too much error
[07:56:57]<blackhole> but in cocks should be like 3
[07:57:04]<Syn> wait what
[07:58:16]<Syn> cocks is now a unit of measurement
[07:58:27]<Cherokee> what's the cock length?!
[07:58:30]<blackhole> i work with what i have!
[07:58:42]<Cherokee> WHY ARE YOU MEASURING PIES WITH YOUR COCK
[07:58:53]<blackhole> i swear i tried to measure it with my inches but it looked inaccurate
[07:58:56]<Cherokee> PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT THAT
[07:59:04]<blackhole> i'm not measuring depth!
[21:19]<Mikel> Want a secure place to keep that monthly paycheck? Need a loan? Want a bank built in that new city of yours? Think Universal Network Bank for all your banking needs! Visit #cmg-unb .
[21:20]<Keir> I want a loan! :D
[21:20]<Keir> As much money as I can get on no collateral :D
[21:21]<Mikel> What is cullatoral?
[21:21]<Keir> that's my type of bank!
[08:23:48]<Deric_Adams> wtf are you reading?
[08:24:04]<@Superman> nothing go away
[08:24:10]<Deric_Adams> guys, erek is reading 50 shades of grey
[08:24:17]<Deric_Adams> lets all laugh and point at him
[08:24:41]<@Superman> 50 Shades of Grey is a book not a series
[08:24:44]<@Superman> I think
[08:24:46]<@Superman> To google!
[08:24:53]<Deric_Adams> there is like 3 books
[08:25:17]<@Superman> there are three-...
[08:25:24]<@Superman> How'd you know that...
[08:26:06]<Deric_Adams> I um
[08:26:13]<Deric_Adams> gotta go!
[08:26:15]* Quits: Deric_Adams (Deric_Adam@swc-irc.cp2.4m6.k0aau8.IP) (Quit: <DA->I saw Srota today, suicide sounds very good right now)
[22:23:12]<Carlisle> Hmm. My best man speech is clocking in at 5 minutes 10 seconds. I think I need to trim some of it.
[22:23:17]<Carlisle> Or speed up the delivery.
[22:31:58]<Twelve> just remove every single pause
[22:32:44]<Carlisle> But those are the spots I breathe.
[22:33:27]<Twelve> just do it like they do in those high school debate teams
[22:33:34]<Twelve> just one hickup and done
[22:33:49]<Carlisle> What, be socially awkward and a minority?
[02:25:42]<Ten> The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware.
<Arthur_J_Alonzo> Investing in socks. Is it worth it?
<Loki> yes, they keep your feet warm
<Loki> I almost never go without them
<Arthur_J_Alonzo> Oops ment stocks
<Loki> oh, no
<Loki> They dont even keep your feet warm
[16:09]<Pozz_Umgee> if I had a nickel for everytime Ten tried to get me to talk about my penis, I'd have like a buck twenty
[16:09]<.Syn> That's oddly specific
[16:09]<Pozz_Umgee> you don't keep track?
[16:09]<Pozz_Umgee> I'm keeping it in my online rape journal
[14:39:12]<blackhole> well, i was almost eaten by a grua if that counts
[14:39:27]<blackhole> but i guess i should add grua means crane
[14:39:35]<.selatos> the bird or the construction vehicle
[14:40:08]<blackhole> i always preemptively hide from birds
[22:23:21]<blackhole> i think i'm gonna stop drinking one way or another some time soon
[22:32:20]<blackhole> gonna give it a try this oct
[22:32:51]<blackhole> if i stay sober for more than 2 months you owe me a beer
[13:51]* Veynom is Sim Master.
[13:51]* ChanServ sets mode: +o Veynom
[13:52]<Veynom> Holy shit, 1616 emails, what did you do guys !!!
[13:53]<Kyle> um there is an email from orion you should look at Vey
[13:53]<Togan> it's hidden within those 1616 mails
[22:42:21]<Cherokee> pink cotton candy
[22:42:27]<Cherokee> yes , i ate you all first
[22:42:30]<Cherokee> you disappoint me
[22:42:33]<Cherokee> blue is way better
[22:42:36]<Cherokee> blue cotton candy
[22:42:40]<Cherokee> i saved you for last
[22:42:57]<Cherokee> lets take our time , and go slow... i know you'll make the enjoyment so much sweeter for me
[22:45:44]* Cherokee turns down the lights
[22:45:56]* Cherokee snuggles bag close
[22:46:39]* Cherokee reaches hand into the opening and teases a soft fluffy piece of cloudy heaven free and puts it in his mouth to let it dissolve into blissful sweetness
[19:11:55]* Superman considers outing Syn
[19:15:34]<selatos> as what
[19:15:56]<selatos> a vampire? a homosexual? a tortured teenage soul?
[19:16:07]<selatos> a falleen?
[19:23:04]<Superman> even worse
[19:23:11]<Superman> a german speaker
[18:20:15]<Loki> I'm a little disappointed, I wanted to go to auschwitz but apparently that will not be an option
[18:20:27]<selatos> why not?
[18:20:53]<Baugrems> Founders are not allowed back on the property
[18:16:40]<Xavian> is self enslavery allowable?
[18:18:52]<£> That isn't even a word, let alone a question that's specific enough to be answerable. >: /
[18:24:35]<Xavian> you know what I mean :P
[18:24:41]<Xavian> can I enslave myself
[18:30:35]<£> I have no idea what you mean.
[18:30:46]<Xavian> I mean
[18:30:49]<Xavian> Sell myself
[18:31:04]<£> It sounds more like a philosophical question than a tech support one.
[18:31:09]<£> Sell yourself in what way?
[18:31:27]<Xavian> you know NPCs?
[18:31:30]<Xavian> like that
[18:31:37]<Xavian> but I cost money!
[18:31:43]<Xavian> its foolproof
[18:31:52]<Xavian> seriously though
[18:31:59]<Xavian> its hard to explain
[18:32:07]<Xavian> its like
[18:32:15]<Xavian> but they have to pay
[18:32:23]<Xavian> but it has rp options
[18:32:54]<£> So...you want a job.
<Jacob_Jansen> Anyone up to the task of writing up some IU history for me?
<King_Tylger> One day Vodo was like "Ohai, Hapes. SSD for your loyalty." Hapes goes "Lolz, k." Then other people thought were like "Free shit!" and joined. The End.
<DA> haha pornhub tweeted "Don't try and upload the superbowl game, we don't allow rape"
<Squall_Chitose> I'm disturbed that you follow pornhub on twitter, Deric.
<Squall_Chitose> Disturbed, but not surprised.
[16:40:33]<Apoch_Rhine> I have a question as a new player.
[16:40:43]<Arthur> Ask and thou shalt recieve
[16:40:52]<Apoch_Rhine> I can not seem to select a starting location
[16:40:57]<Arthur> you need a gun
[16:40:59]<Arthur> to shoot
[16:41:06]<Arthur> pew pew
[16:41:15]<Crog> what was the question again?
[16:41:18]<Apoch_Rhine> screen comes up blank
[16:41:30]<Crog> you sure its combine
[16:42:10]<Apoch_Rhine> I have also selected possition and it does nothing as well
[16:42:11]<Crog> REFRESH REFRESH
[16:42:28]<Apoch_Rhine> yes I tired that
[16:42:35]<Crog> DO NOT hold a piece of paper before the screen and press print screen DO NOT
[16:42:53]<Crog> log off and login again
[16:43:04]<Arthur> close the window and open again
[16:43:05]<Crog> do not drink while doing that
[16:43:11]<Light> did you check to see that your computer is turned on
[16:43:12]<Arthur> and shut down and shut on again
[16:43:25]<Arthur> do not smoke when you do that either
[16:43:30]<Arthur> the computer does not like smoke
[16:43:30]<Crog> log of rom combine , shut it al off and then sart up again
[16:43:36]<Apoch_Rhine> great now I am talking to India
[00:48:05]<Hunter> now mass effect, that's a game
[00:48:10]<Light> It sure is. A game.
[00:48:42]<Kevin> Now SWC, that's an online community
[00:48:49]<Light> I.. suppose you're right
[00:48:52]<T`losk|Away> There's a community?
[00:49:11]<ArchonZei> We aren't a community!
[00:49:15]<ArchonZei> We're a mob.
[00:49:17]<Hunter> we're a mob
[11:04:09]<blackhole> .. this was like the longest fart ever
[11:04:20]<blackhole> i even stopped breathing to make sure no unnatural connection had opened anywhere
[11:06:03]<blackhole> but it continued so everything is fine and it all was a proper inner reserve
[11:06:33]<blackhole> now it is when petroleum comes, right?!
[11:07:11]<blackhole> something tells me i'm not gonna become rich :(
[11:23:54]<blackhole> ...definitely not petroleum and not rich
[23:34:42]<Loki> Speaking of creepy animal behaviors, Cherokee
[23:34:57]<Loki> My dog sometimes stands right next to my chair (like right now) and stares at the same spot of blank white wall (like right now)
[23:35:08]<Loki> just stands there for several minutes staring, his ears pricked
[23:35:14]<Loki> sometimes he ventures slowly closer and sniffs a little
[23:35:17]<Ten> oh, I have that problem in morrowind
[23:35:19]<Loki> sometimes he just stares
[23:35:31]<Ten> it occurs when there isn't an AI path defined
[23:35:44]<Ten> just adjust your room's pathing and it'll be fine
[19:46:28]<@mikelsewhere> Boy Sentenced to Jail Because of Large Penis
[19:46:29]<@mikelsewhere> A Russian court tried a 13-year-old as an adult based on the size of his genitals
[19:46:37]<Sigmund_von_Ismay> Well shit.
[19:46:46]<Sigmund_von_Ismay> I'm going to be tried like a black man.
[19:47:10]<@mikelsewhere> Presumed guilty and murdered on the street it is, then
[10:39:33]<Luke_Whitelock> you said park not me
[10:39:40]<Loki> If I can drive 2 hours you can walk 10 minutes.
[10:40:16]<Luke_Whitelock> I can't go into town that why I said here
[10:40:33]<Loki> ..Why not?
[10:40:39]<Squall_Chitose> Your mommy won't let you leave?
[10:40:40]<Varlathotep> Because his family that surprised him is there!
[10:40:44]<Varlathotep> Pay attention Loki!
[10:40:47]<Ten> gps anklet tracker
[10:40:48]<Luke_Whitelock> last time I did I was close to being hit by a truck
[10:41:10]<Ten> and there was a black cat
[10:41:15]<Ten> and it rained
[10:41:32]<Luke_Whitelock> they were on the side walk
[10:41:40]<Loki> oh no now you can never go on the sidewalk again
[10:42:06]<Luke_Whitelock> yes so I can't go into town
[10:42:11]<Loki> not ever again
[10:42:14]<Loki> you're stuck inside forever
[10:42:26]<Ten> he can go in the yard
[10:42:28]<Ten> no trucks there
[10:42:32]<Varlathotep> You never know.
[10:42:38]<Varlathotep> Those fire engines are wild man.
[10:42:52]<Loki> man its a good thing you live in the middle of nowhere so you can hide from all of the scary things in the world like people and cars and sunlight
[10:43:04]<Loki> and very small rocks
[10:47:11]<Luke_Whitelock> just because you like to be hit by cars don't mean I want to
[10:47:32]<Loki> I have eyes, so like, usually I look at the street to make sure I'm not stepping in front of one
[10:47:35]<Loki> maybe you should try that
[10:47:51]<Loki> life advice right here, cars are not ants, you can actually see them coming
[10:48:10]<Luke_Whitelock> I don't walk on the road loki
[10:48:16]<Loki> You dont walk at all from the sounds of it
[10:48:22]<Squall_Chitose> Dude, even chickens cross the road.
[23:31:48]* Loki offers a lindor ball
[23:31:48]<Superman> I don't like you.
[23:31:51]<Superman> That much.
[23:31:56]* Loki retracts lindor ball
[23:32:09]<Superman> ... what the hell, at least give me a KISS
[23:32:13]<Loki> I don't have any!
[23:32:14]<Loki> I only have balls
[23:32:23]<Loki> You will take my balls and like it!
[23:32:29]<Superman> ... fine, I'll take one of your balls
[23:32:33]<Loki> they're creme filled
[23:32:38]<Loki> hold on I already put one in my mouth
[23:32:48]<Superman> But I want one in mine D:
[23:32:56]<Loki> ok this one is really white
[23:33:19]* Loki inserts into Superman's mouth
[23:33:41]* Superman starts
[23:33:48]<Coleman> so you each have a ball in your mouths?
[23:33:50]* Loki finishes
[23:33:55]<dot> This is the worst cyber I've ever read
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[11:45:35]<Riad_Sertage> I never see any chatting is this a coinsidence or do you have to do something special to view the chat?
[11:47:19]<Riad_Sertage> Wait, If I can't see the chat Ican't see your answers... crap
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