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[13:25:42] <Altair> and grammatically its good nuff?
[13:25:55] <@Ten> depends on what you consider good enough
[13:26:26] <Altair> I spelled enough as nuff.
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[08:31:36] <Xjan> Democracy = corporations running the nation
[08:49:32] <@Ten> yeah, I remember that from my history books
[08:49:38] <@Ten> corporations running all of ancient greece
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[03:19:15] <Loki> ten aftershocks so far
[03:19:47] <Ten> are you saying I'm fat
[03:21:56] <Loki> I'm saying you rocked my world for at least a minute and a half, with several breaks in the middle
[03:23:20] <Ten> that's what I'm known for
[03:23:25] <Ten> a minute and a half with several breaks
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[13:40:47] <blackhole> still, it would be cool to be up to the communication level :p
[14:00:00] <blackhole> hehe, drunken labia wrong, drunken loquacity right
[14:00:07] <Syn> ..
[14:00:07] <blackhole> it's good i use the dictionary sometimes before saying something
[14:00:40] <blackhole> i assumed labia refered to the lips like in spanish
[14:00:48] <Syn> hahaha
[14:00:54] <blackhole> as used to mean verbosity when talking
[14:01:02] <blackhole> but no
[14:01:52] * blackhole removes "prayse my huge drunken labia" from his fb status >.<
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[21:37] <Squall_Chitose> I'm going to write a story about my Dong, Jenos.
[21:37] <Quetzalxochitl> you called your dong jenos?
[21:37] <%Jenos-Laptop> :P
[21:37] <Guinar> Short story, right?
[21:37] <%Jenos-Laptop> bastards
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[19:36:37] <Brand> My dad gave me a birthday card that was signed 'Happy Birthday, please recycling this card, love pop'
[19:37:04] <Brand> So i crossed out Birthday and wrote 'x-mas' and crossed out Pop and wrote 'son'
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[08:05:01] <selatos> new server, yo
[08:05:45] * Loki strokes it
[17:31:16] <selatos> i only stroke it in private
[17:31:28] <selatos> maybe you need to be more discreet
[17:53:18] <Loki> this is private! It's just me and two other dudes
[18:37:09] <Superman> Did you just assume my gender?
[18:53:45] <Loki> sorry what are your preferred pronouns
[18:54:04] <Loki> I just kinda went by the "man" part of your name but now I realize that was foolish of me and it could simply be a surname
[18:58:31] <Superman> I prefer the guttural sound of man, but my preferred pronouns include 'phi' and 'phur'
[18:58:43] <Superman> My preference of the sound of the word man does not denote my gender
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[13:56:24] <Dwajon__Tuckcrac> Idoit
[13:56:47] * Dwajon__Tuckcrac stairs at the idiot
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[18:38:11] <mikelsewhere> I want mine to say EAT PORG HERE
[18:38:53] <Kez> I missed what that is in response to
[18:39:07] <Kez> I imagine we are all getting matching tramp stamps
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[17:27:06] <Phryss> Oh!
[17:27:07] <Phryss> Keir!
[17:27:15] <Phryss> I saw a girl today that reminded me of you.
[17:27:20] <Keir|NEW-GNS|Crap> !
[17:27:26] <Phryss> She had these ice packs on her shoulders
[17:27:32] <Keir|NEW-GNS|Crap> ^.-
[17:27:42] <Phryss> And they were being held in place by, like, saran wrap.
[17:27:49] <Keir|NEW-GNS|Crap> ...
[17:28:08] <Phryss> And the saran wrap wrapped tightly around her chest so her boobs were all squashed and invisible.
[17:28:15] <Phryss> The end.
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[21:43:58] <Cherokee[worb]> That's right. I take steroids. It's not for muscles. It's just to shrink my testicles to a manageable size.
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[02:11:30] <JackTLadd> So catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, Howww?
[02:11:30] <JackTLadd> nab him! jab him! tab him! grag him! catch that fishie now!
[02:12:01] * Admiral_Ackmin scatters
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[21:45:59] * Castur (elm@swc-irc.6jd.9ga.crg6t2.IP) has joined #swc-members
[21:46:09] <Castur> Hey cuties
[21:46:18] * Torryn makes out with Casturs leg
[21:46:27] * Var makes out with Castur
[21:46:43] <Koras> Get a room
[21:46:46] * Torryn bets Castur feels lucky
[21:47:03] <Castur> Yeah I wasn't really expecting that kind of response to be completely honest.
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<Minty_Cream> : clearly
<Minty_Cream> : anyone can post about books in general talk
<Minty_Cream> : AND THEY CAME EN MASSE
<Minty_Cream> : if you build it they will come, indeed
<Sadatsu> : I knew a girl who came in Mass once. It was....awkward.
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[03:17:23] <Light> That's pretty much my favorite part of SWC. Something completely insignificant and random occurs and e-people start psychologically profiling you.
[03:17:46] <Pozz> it's phrases like that that get you branded a corpse-banger
[03:17:48] <Sleek> yeah, i agree with the rapist
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[12:49:29] <Kevin> Man, weekends are pretty popular for piracy, huh?
[12:49:40] <Kevin> Demonoid and TPB seem to both be overloaded
[12:49:46] <Arthur> IC Piracy or bittorrent piracy?
[12:49:48] <Arthur> oh
[12:50:11] <Kevin> I think we all engage in some boat theft over the weekend, that's a given
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[13:29:59] <Kast_Derrnon> Like they say in the hood... you best protect ya turf, smurf.
[13:30:43] <Chin> somehow that doesn't sound really like a tough guy line
[13:31:06] <Kast_Derrnon> Well then, obviously you nothing of urban culture.
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[13:46:14] <.Loki-> Don't be jealous of the golden nightmare
[13:46:19] <.Loki-> And my nocturnal assassin
[13:46:26] * .Loki- urinates aggressively
[13:46:28] <.Loki-> ..
[13:46:43] <.Loki-> My phone is automatically filling in "aggressively" after I urinate
[13:46:45] <.Loki-> Sweet
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<@Thirteen> what about dre?
<Kilian_Delmarco> People act like they forgot about dre.
<PRE_Kynnovan> Who is Dre?
<@Thirteen> motherfucker, acting like you forgot about dre
<Kilian_Delmarco> Shame.
<@Thirteen> he's still the same OG, he's just been low key!
<PRE_Kynnovan> Well, in my defense I've only been around for 10 months
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[22:42:21] <Cherokee> pink cotton candy
[22:42:27] <Cherokee> yes , i ate you all first
[22:42:30] <Cherokee> you disappoint me
[22:42:33] <Cherokee> blue is way better
[22:42:36] <Cherokee> blue cotton candy
[22:42:40] <Cherokee> i saved you for last
[22:42:57] <Cherokee> lets take our time , and go slow... i know you'll make the enjoyment so much sweeter for me
[22:45:44] * Cherokee turns down the lights
[22:45:56] * Cherokee snuggles bag close
[22:46:39] * Cherokee reaches hand into the opening and teases a soft fluffy piece of cloudy heaven free and puts it in his mouth to let it dissolve into blissful sweetness
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[18:16:40] <Xavian> is self enslavery allowable?
[18:18:52] <£> That isn't even a word, let alone a question that's specific enough to be answerable. >: /
[18:24:35] <Xavian> you know what I mean :P
[18:24:41] <Xavian> can I enslave myself
[18:26:10] <Xavian> hmm
[18:30:35] <£> I have no idea what you mean.
[18:30:46] <Xavian> I mean
[18:30:49] <Xavian> Sell myself
[18:30:50] <Xavian> :D
[18:31:04] <£> It sounds more like a philosophical question than a tech support one.
[18:31:09] <£> Sell yourself in what way?
[18:31:15] <Xavian> like
[18:31:19] <Xavian> ok
[18:31:27] <Xavian> you know NPCs?
[18:31:30] <Xavian> like that
[18:31:37] <Xavian> but I cost money!
[18:31:43] <Xavian> its foolproof
[18:31:52] <Xavian> seriously though
[18:31:59] <Xavian> its hard to explain
[18:32:02] <Xavian> hmmm
[18:32:05] <Xavian> aha
[18:32:07] <Xavian> its like
[18:32:09] <Xavian> labour
[18:32:15] <Xavian> but they have to pay
[18:32:23] <Xavian> but it has rp options
[18:32:54] <£> So...you want a job.
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[16:11:12] <Chermobyl> Don't spray like an anal.
[16:11:13] <Chermobyl> ...
[16:11:13] <Selatos> you're basically a nighttime prowler though
[16:11:15] <Chermobyl> Animal
[16:11:19] <blackhole> haha
[16:11:23] <Minty_Cream> don't spray like an anal either though
[16:11:33] <blackhole> please, spray like an anal
[16:12:09] <Loki-> Fuck you all for making me laugh in a dead silent room filled with people
[16:12:09] <Chermobyl> You can't handle the poop
[16:12:09] <blackhole> hahaha
[16:12:24] <Clark_Kent> Hahaha
[16:12:49] <Minty_Cream> keep us updated as the situation develops
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[22:16:05] <Keir> Honestly, if I send Dreighton an eMail with a bug, you know something like "Faction Creation seems to be down", I don't expect it fixed for a good 3 months in the fucking first place, I hardly need a "I'm going grocery shopping, I'll check my eMails when I get back" announcement
[22:16:08] * Phryss is afk: Peeing. Logging: [on] Pager: [on]
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[22:23:21] <blackhole> i think i'm gonna stop drinking one way or another some time soon
[22:32:20] <blackhole> gonna give it a try this oct
[22:32:51] <blackhole> if i stay sober for more than 2 months you owe me a beer
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[17:10:51] <Crog> now make sound when you pooping , like TATATATATATa
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[11:08:45] <Mikel> I don't bake a lot but when i do I try to find a recipe that goes by weight
[11:08:52] <Mikel> a cup of flour can vary immensely
[11:08:53] <Azarin> To me, cup means "grab whatever cup from the cupboard which is too small to drink from"
[11:09:10] <Mikel> Well that's just stupid, a cup is a defined measurement
[11:09:17] <Mikel> but it's only good for liquids
[11:09:43] <Mikel> Then you have BS like "a cup of brown sugar (loosely/tightly) packed"
[11:10:12] <Claven> You say that, but is it a coffee cup, or one of those little cappuchino cups, or a world cup? It doesn´t say! *kitchenfire*
[11:11:44] <Azarin> Haha, "use your 1994 world cup to measure the sugar. If you weren't part of the Brazil national team in that year, use a replica"
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[16:54:29] <Cherokee> the trick to not cry when chopping onions is to not form an emotional bond
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[13:56:09] <@Ten> oh syn, remember when you asked me to keep a look out for shows that feature human+goat relations
[13:56:12] <@Ten> this one does
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[11:29:03] <blackhole> my to-do list just keeps growing and growing larger cause i never placed "do my to-do" list in it
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[13:49:01] <£> Humph.
[13:49:08] <£> I was expecting a picture of your nipple.
[13:49:13] <£> You disappoint me.
[13:49:15] <Ayatollah_Khomo> Do you want one?
[13:49:20] <Mikel> I have one
[13:49:21] <Ayatollah_Khomo> I have one somewhere
[13:49:32] <£> You should have two.
[13:49:39] <£> And the location is pretty standard across all models.
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[12:56:44] * [A]Nuroudo is now known as Nuroudo
[12:56:53] <Deric_Adams> Nuroudo!
[12:56:59] <Deric_Adams> how are you my friend?
[12:57:20] <Thirteen> yes, how is it that you are deric's friend
[12:58:46] <Deric_Adams> :(
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<Minty_Cream> dress shirts never go out of fashion
<Loki> http://puu.sh/gDg13/104f7d4f59.jpg THIS WAS A DRESS SHIRT ONCE
<Loki> IT WENT OUT OF FASHION
<Loki> QED.
<Chermobyl> It was never.
<Loki> well then what the fuck did i wear it to my uncle's funeral for
<Chermobyl> Never end a sentence with a preposition
<Loki> well then what the fuck did i wear it to my uncle's funeral for, bitch
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[23:02] <Clarr> I do, but first admit you're talking out of your ass
[23:02] <Clarr> go on, I'm waiting
[23:02] <Bane> Is that physically possible?
[23:03] <Keir> I admit that I am talking out of my ass, though it seems my ass has outwitted you
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[21:44:09] <Cherokee> james bond beat abraham lincoln at the box office
[21:44:22] <Cherokee> boy it was a bad week for republicans all around
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[22:39:59] <Cherokee> steven speilberg's Lincoln is in theaters now
[22:40:06] <Cherokee> traditionally, not a good place for him
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<@Twelve> did you just compare my anus to hitler?!
<+Loki> I .. didn't not compare your anus to hitler
<@Twelve> bloody heil, that pisses me off
<+Loki> ann frankly you shouldn't stand for it
<@Twelve> I won't, I'm fuhrious
<+Loki> I did nazi that coming
<@Twelve> nazi jokes are reich up your alley, eh
<+Loki> they're hitlerious!
<@Twelve> I can only gas at the amount of time you spend thinking these up
<+Loki> I can do it from mein kampfy bed
<@Twelve> well, this won't be goring anywhere productive
<+Loki> Don't lie, you know you goebbel these up
<@Twelve> I do, but I don't want jew to burn yourself out
<+Loki> Relax, I know dietrich to all of this. God of cryptic lols and all
<@Twelve> I suppose you ARE the reich person for this job
<+Loki> I will not stand führ you recycling your previous puns!
<@Twelve> what puns?! I do nazi what jew are talking about
* Loki serenades Ten with "don't jewish your boyfriend was hot like me"
<@Twelve> jew should probably gestappo listening to that pop music, step out of your kampfort zone once in a while
<+Loki> Auschwitz, I forgot to eat again. I'm gonna go make some luftwaffles. Guess I don't need the oven for that
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[19:07:24] <Cherokee> 7:30 WHY SO LATE FINAL
[19:07:33] <Syn> no clue
[19:07:40] <Syn> it's scheduled for 8pm for some reason
[19:07:43] <Syn> I miss raid for it ]:
[19:07:43] <Syn> so rude
[19:07:57] <Cherokee> you like only one invited, and its in professor's office and he gave you key and you find candles lit and rose petals
[19:08:04] <Syn> hahaha
[19:08:06] <Syn> creepy
[19:08:09] <Cherokee> totally
[19:08:14] <Cherokee> that only happen to me once
[19:08:20] <Cherokee> easiest A i ever got
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[03:02:42] <Thirteen> the mosquito I whacked out of the sky with a sponge is drunk walking toward me
[03:03:08] <Thirteen> and no, that's not a fall out boy song title
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* ThomasRed is now known as Thomas
* Thomas is now known as ThomasRed
* ThomasRed is now known as Thomas
<Thomas> Sh*t
<Thomas> Itw ont let me do ThomasRed afk
<Thomas> \It
<Thomas> wont
* Thomas is now known as ThomasRed
* ThomasRed is now known as Th{o}masRed
* Th{o}masRed is now known as Tho{masRed}
<Tho{masRed}> That means I am afk
<Tho{masRed}> :O
<Tho{masRed}> F*ck it
<Tho{masRed}> FIt wont let me o my nick the way I want
* Tho{masRed} is now known as ThomasRed_afk
<ThomasRed_afk> better
* ThomasRed_afk is now known as ThomasRed_going
* ThomasRed_going is now known as ThomasRed_afk
<Kun> he must have a 0 in computer operations...
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[18:37:11] <Eldrwyn_D`Auvergne> I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs
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[13:17:21] <DA> hmm, sure, ill call a doctor if i have an erection lasting longer than four hours... to brag
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[00:28:28] <Loki> whoa whoa dont go spreading around to everyone that I'd fuck literally anyone
[00:29:11] <Kez> If you didnt want ppl thinking that then you shouldnt be showing up at swap meets with yours hands full of booty
[00:29:28] <Loki> I showed up with my hands almost empty, but then people kept putting things in them, like drinks, and their asses
[00:29:52] <Kez> I saw plenty of grabbing Syn
[00:29:55] <Kez> you little cheater
[00:30:04] <Loki> It's not cheating if I lie about it and pretend like it didn't happen
[00:30:27] <Kez> Man, that just hits every form of corruption and rules breaking this game has seen
[00:30:32] <Loki> I like to be efficient
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< blackhole> i don't even know what the avian flu feels like because the separatist catalonains are keeping it all for themselves
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[18:15:32] <Phryss> I use HTML as a masturbatory aid.
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[16:15:10] <Quetzalxochitl> 17. The idea of verbally dominating/humiliating (name calling, dictating orders, etc.) during sexual activity is exciting to me
[16:15:31] <Quetzalxochitl> sure, but I always hit a writer's block after the first "you like it, slut"
[16:16:10] <Quetzalxochitl> GIMME ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP
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[03:44] <Bryce> so....tell me about your character?
[03:44] <tycho> im sexy
[03:45] <Bryce> ok...tell me things that my character would know by meeting you.
[03:45] <tycho> im sexy
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[21:23:43] <Cherokee> In addition to wooden shoes, the Netherlands is also famous for their wooden socks.
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[20:10:43] <Cherokee> Melik, does your fiancee know about your swine clap?
[20:11:09] <Squall_Chitose> I have bovine chlamydia.
[20:15:37] <Melik_Tafari> no but you can suck your mother and find out if she has it
[20:16:06] <Cherokee> that makes no sense
[20:17:09] <Melik_Tafari> in deh islands where i live, it would be said as "suck ur mumma ras hole"... is that better?
[20:21:02] <Cherokee> no, but if you're implying my mother has pet rats in holes in the wall, its quite true. We keep them there to deter visitors who want to use the guest room, exercise room, home theater, game room, great room, captains roost, or poolside cabana deck.
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[11:49:01] <Squall_Chitose> I asked my friend if his mom was a sewer....
[11:49:05] <Squall_Chitose> I meant somebody who sews.
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<Cherokee> Ejaculation
<Cherokee> Love explosion on your face
<Cherokee> eat up, fridge empty
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[23:13:45] <Ten> well, I always say the macklemore the macklemerrier