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[12:56:44] * [A]Nuroudo is now known as Nuroudo
[12:56:53] <Deric_Adams> Nuroudo!
[12:56:59] <Deric_Adams> how are you my friend?
[12:57:20] <Thirteen> yes, how is it that you are deric's friend
[12:58:46] <Deric_Adams> :(
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[14:16:05] <Panda_Prime> We only converse breifly and in short bursts! That's not knowing someone!
[14:16:36] <Ten> that's the internet equivalent of having shared a bed!
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[02:49:24] <Dan_Goulet> how does voice work?
[02:49:30] <Dan_Goulet> dont see a button or anything
[02:49:42] <Ten> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_people_make_sound
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[00:01:01] <Keir> I was hanging out with a bunch of tough black thugs, and I was trying to fit in and be one of them, but I was really nervous and when I tried to call them "mai homies", I think I said homos :(
[00:01:13] <Keir> I'm now in a bodycast
[00:01:44] <Keir> For those who couldn't tell, the above story was an obvious fabrication. It is a well-known fact Canada doesn't have black people.
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[22:16:05] <Keir> Honestly, if I send Dreighton an eMail with a bug, you know something like "Faction Creation seems to be down", I don't expect it fixed for a good 3 months in the fucking first place, I hardly need a "I'm going grocery shopping, I'll check my eMails when I get back" announcement
[22:16:08] * Phryss is afk: Peeing. Logging: [on] Pager: [on]
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[22:40:03] <blackhole> when i was a child, i had a lazy eye but then it spreaded to my whole person. that's why i'm so lazy now
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[11:14:48] <Zhao> Good, Vey has approved tha tax changes
[11:14:51] <Zhao> We're on track!
[11:26:21] <Zhao> Trying to figure out how I want to notify people
[11:50:55] <Loki> I assume "surprise motherfuckers" is off the table?
[11:51:14] <Zhao> lol
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[23:13:45] <Ten> well, I always say the macklemore the macklemerrier
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[23:49:21] <Kivan_Hamner> Twas the night before Christmas and all throughout the house
[23:49:29] <Kivan_Hamner> the AC was blowing, cause I live in the South
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[19:34:01] <Arjuna> Genital jousting is on sale, and my grandma gave me a card for christmas with steam wallet money
[19:34:12] <Arjuna> I... think she just bought me this game....
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[10:02:03] <Loki> GUESS WHAT THIS DEAD RANCOR JUST DROPPED
[10:02:36] <Thirteen> is it nothing?
[10:03:11] <Loki> It is nothing. :/
[10:03:18] <Thirteen> what do I get for winning?
[10:03:29] <Loki> 100% of the loot this dead rancor just dropped
[10:03:35] <Thirteen> and I didn't even have to kill a rancor for it
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[16:32:01] <Cherokee> ñam
[16:32:06] <Cherokee> ñam ñam ñam
[16:32:22] <Syn> I cant read that
[16:32:24] <Syn> stupid unicode
[16:32:27] <Syn> stupid unicorn
[16:32:54] <Cherokee> spanish tilde over n
[16:33:16] <Syn> ñ!
[16:33:19] <Syn> I can see it if it's just typed
[16:34:31] <blackhole> i read stupid unicorn and thought ok, everything is fine. then read unicode and instantly thought what weird shit is syn talking about now?
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[01:32] <.Keir|Away> Hint: Never let your planets go uncontrolled, even for ten hours, when Keir is in-sector with a hyper 14 ship
[01:32] * .Keir|Away eyes faction about to lose two planets to hidden cities :D
[01:38] <+T`losk|Away> zomgish. :O
[01:53] <+Orphaea_Imperium> not any of mine? >_>
[01:55] * .Keir|Away waves, smirking at Orph
[01:55] <+Orphaea_Imperium> you go hell
[01:55] <+Orphaea_Imperium> >:/
[01:55] <+Orphaea_Imperium> although I only have one planet...
[01:56] <.Keir|Away> Did it go uncontrolled recently?
[01:56] <+Orphaea_Imperium> recent-ish
[01:56] <+Orphaea_Imperium> for about ten hours
[01:56] <+Orphaea_Imperium> >_>
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[19:34:58] <Mr_Tel> I'll even dip my balls in marinara sauce just so those bastards can have a taste of home while they're at it!
[19:35:19] <Asa> ...
[19:36:03] <Mr_Tel> c'mon guess what movie that's from!
[19:37:51] <Shado> The Papa John's training video?
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[18:31:19] <blackhole> ya, cher leaves his impronta deep in me
[18:32:22] <Cherokee> I left what in you?! o_O
[18:33:32] <blackhole> aight, sometimes i should use the dictionary
[18:33:42] <blackhole> specially when it's followed by stuff like 'deep in me'
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[21:37] <Squall_Chitose> I'm going to write a story about my Dong, Jenos.
[21:37] <Quetzalxochitl> you called your dong jenos?
[21:37] <%Jenos-Laptop> :P
[21:37] <Guinar> Short story, right?
[21:37] <%Jenos-Laptop> bastards
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[07:46:47] <blackhole> i can't eat a whole pie in a day! it's like 50cmx50cm big
[07:51:55] <Cherokee> thats crazy , no one measures things in cm
[07:52:00] <Cherokee> how many inches is?
[07:56:50] <blackhole> not sure. inches are short enough to accumulate too much error
[07:56:57] <blackhole> but in cocks should be like 3
[07:57:04] <Syn> wait what
[07:58:08] <Cherokee> ..
[07:58:16] <Syn> cocks is now a unit of measurement
[07:58:27] <Cherokee> what's the cock length?!
[07:58:30] <blackhole> i work with what i have!
[07:58:42] <Cherokee> WHY ARE YOU MEASURING PIES WITH YOUR COCK
[07:58:53] <blackhole> i swear i tried to measure it with my inches but it looked inaccurate
[07:58:56] <Cherokee> PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT THAT
[07:58:58] <blackhole> haha
[07:59:04] <blackhole> i'm not measuring depth!
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[10:46:31] <Selatos> D: doctor's office was uncomfortable, but productive i suppose
[10:48:06] <Selatos> two words: prostate exam
[10:48:16] <Selatos> maybe three, surprise prostate exam
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[10:57:42] <Baugrems> Kay you just shattered my view of your perfection and robotic nature
[10:58:04] <+Kay_Dallben> Oh that explains why you kept trying to cyber with me - you thought I was a robot.
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[21:19] <Mikel> Want a secure place to keep that monthly paycheck? Need a loan? Want a bank built in that new city of yours? Think Universal Network Bank for all your banking needs! Visit #cmg-unb .
[21:20] <Keir> I want a loan! :D
[21:20] <Keir> As much money as I can get on no collateral :D
[21:21] <Mikel> What is cullatoral?
[21:21] <Keir> that's my type of bank!
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[08:23:48] <Deric_Adams> wtf are you reading?
[08:24:04] <@Superman> nothing go away
[08:24:10] <Deric_Adams> guys, erek is reading 50 shades of grey
[08:24:17] <Deric_Adams> lets all laugh and point at him
[08:24:41] <@Superman> 50 Shades of Grey is a book not a series
[08:24:44] <@Superman> I think
[08:24:46] <@Superman> To google!
[08:24:48] <Deric_Adams> wrong
[08:24:53] <Deric_Adams> there is like 3 books
[08:25:10] <@Superman> ew
[08:25:17] <@Superman> there are three-...
[08:25:24] <@Superman> How'd you know that...
[08:26:06] <Deric_Adams> I um
[08:26:08] <Deric_Adams> uhh
[08:26:13] <Deric_Adams> gotta go!
[08:26:15] * Quits: Deric_Adams (Deric_Adam@swc-irc.cp2.4m6.k0aau8.IP) (Quit: <DA->I saw Srota today, suicide sounds very good right now)
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[10:31:33] <Cherokee> I've eaten 14 boxes of Thin Mints...
[10:31:39] <Cherokee> but I haven't gotten any thinner :(
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[22:23:12] <Carlisle> Hmm. My best man speech is clocking in at 5 minutes 10 seconds. I think I need to trim some of it.
[22:23:17] <Carlisle> Or speed up the delivery.
[22:31:58] <Twelve> just remove every single pause
[22:32:44] <Carlisle> But those are the spots I breathe.
[22:33:18] <Twelve> ugh
[22:33:27] <Twelve> just do it like they do in those high school debate teams
[22:33:34] <Twelve> just one hickup and done
[22:33:49] <Carlisle> What, be socially awkward and a minority?
[22:33:53] <Carlisle> oh
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[16:33:31] <Talor> Awesome, I still has 20x8,8%x0,33cl beer left
[16:34:13] <Cherokee[w]> Why does your beer have coordinates?
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[02:25:42] <Ten> The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware.
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[16:54:29] <Cherokee> the trick to not cry when chopping onions is to not form an emotional bond
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<Arthur_J_Alonzo> Investing in socks. Is it worth it?
<Loki> yes, they keep your feet warm
<Loki> I almost never go without them
<Arthur_J_Alonzo> Oops ment stocks
<Loki> oh, no
<Loki> They dont even keep your feet warm
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[16:09] <Pozz_Umgee> if I had a nickel for everytime Ten tried to get me to talk about my penis, I'd have like a buck twenty
[16:09] <.Syn> That's oddly specific
[16:09] <Pozz_Umgee> you don't keep track?
[16:09] <Pozz_Umgee> I'm keeping it in my online rape journal
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[14:39:12] <blackhole> well, i was almost eaten by a grua if that counts
[14:39:27] <blackhole> but i guess i should add grua means crane
[14:39:35] <.selatos> the bird or the construction vehicle
[14:40:01] <blackhole> construction
[14:40:08] <blackhole> i always preemptively hide from birds
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[22:23:21] <blackhole> i think i'm gonna stop drinking one way or another some time soon
[22:32:20] <blackhole> gonna give it a try this oct
[22:32:51] <blackhole> if i stay sober for more than 2 months you owe me a beer
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[13:51] * Veynom is Sim Master.
[13:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Veynom
[13:52] <Veynom> Holy shit, 1616 emails, what did you do guys !!!
[13:53] <Kyle> um there is an email from orion you should look at Vey
[13:53] <Togan> it's hidden within those 1616 mails
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[22:42:21] <Cherokee> pink cotton candy
[22:42:27] <Cherokee> yes , i ate you all first
[22:42:30] <Cherokee> you disappoint me
[22:42:33] <Cherokee> blue is way better
[22:42:36] <Cherokee> blue cotton candy
[22:42:40] <Cherokee> i saved you for last
[22:42:57] <Cherokee> lets take our time , and go slow... i know you'll make the enjoyment so much sweeter for me
[22:45:44] * Cherokee turns down the lights
[22:45:56] * Cherokee snuggles bag close
[22:46:39] * Cherokee reaches hand into the opening and teases a soft fluffy piece of cloudy heaven free and puts it in his mouth to let it dissolve into blissful sweetness
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[12:59:02] <@Minty_Cream> oh hey, my godswood is bleeding
[13:00:15] <Azarin> You might want to get a doctor to look at that
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[11:01:07] <Paparrin> i turn ac on and it makes like eeeeeeeeeek for 2 blocks, then quiet down and oh boy. is heaven
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[19:11:55] * Superman considers outing Syn
[19:15:34] <selatos> as what
[19:15:56] <selatos> a vampire? a homosexual? a tortured teenage soul?
[19:16:07] <selatos> a falleen?
[19:23:04] <Superman> even worse
[19:23:11] <Superman> a german speaker
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[18:20:15] <Loki> I'm a little disappointed, I wanted to go to auschwitz but apparently that will not be an option
[18:20:27] <selatos> why not?
[18:20:53] <Baugrems> Founders are not allowed back on the property
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[18:16:40] <Xavian> is self enslavery allowable?
[18:18:52] <£> That isn't even a word, let alone a question that's specific enough to be answerable. >: /
[18:24:35] <Xavian> you know what I mean :P
[18:24:41] <Xavian> can I enslave myself
[18:26:10] <Xavian> hmm
[18:30:35] <£> I have no idea what you mean.
[18:30:46] <Xavian> I mean
[18:30:49] <Xavian> Sell myself
[18:30:50] <Xavian> :D
[18:31:04] <£> It sounds more like a philosophical question than a tech support one.
[18:31:09] <£> Sell yourself in what way?
[18:31:15] <Xavian> like
[18:31:19] <Xavian> ok
[18:31:27] <Xavian> you know NPCs?
[18:31:30] <Xavian> like that
[18:31:37] <Xavian> but I cost money!
[18:31:43] <Xavian> its foolproof
[18:31:52] <Xavian> seriously though
[18:31:59] <Xavian> its hard to explain
[18:32:02] <Xavian> hmmm
[18:32:05] <Xavian> aha
[18:32:07] <Xavian> its like
[18:32:09] <Xavian> labour
[18:32:15] <Xavian> but they have to pay
[18:32:23] <Xavian> but it has rp options
[18:32:54] <£> So...you want a job.
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<Jacob_Jansen> Anyone up to the task of writing up some IU history for me?
<King_Tylger> One day Vodo was like "Ohai, Hapes. SSD for your loyalty." Hapes goes "Lolz, k." Then other people thought were like "Free shit!" and joined. The End.
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<DA> haha pornhub tweeted "Don't try and upload the superbowl game, we don't allow rape"
<Azarin> Ahahahaha
<@Superman> haha
<Squall_Chitose> I'm disturbed that you follow pornhub on twitter, Deric.
<Squall_Chitose> Disturbed, but not surprised.
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[16:40:33] <Apoch_Rhine> I have a question as a new player.
[16:40:41] <Crog> shoot
[16:40:43] <Arthur> Ask and thou shalt recieve
[16:40:52] <Apoch_Rhine> I can not seem to select a starting location
[16:40:57] <Arthur> you need a gun
[16:40:59] <Arthur> to shoot
[16:41:03] <Crog> shoot
[16:41:06] <Arthur> pew pew
[16:41:15] <Crog> what was the question again?
[16:41:18] <Apoch_Rhine> screen comes up blank
[16:41:30] <Crog> you sure its combine
[16:42:10] <Apoch_Rhine> I have also selected possition and it does nothing as well
[16:42:11] <Crog> REFRESH REFRESH
[16:42:28] <Apoch_Rhine> yes I tired that
[16:42:35] <Crog> DO NOT hold a piece of paper before the screen and press print screen DO NOT
[16:42:53] <Crog> log off and login again
[16:43:04] <Arthur> close the window and open again
[16:43:05] <Crog> do not drink while doing that
[16:43:11] <Light> did you check to see that your computer is turned on
[16:43:12] <Arthur> and shut down and shut on again
[16:43:25] <Arthur> do not smoke when you do that either
[16:43:30] <Arthur> the computer does not like smoke
[16:43:30] <Crog> log of rom combine , shut it al off and then sart up again
[16:43:36] <Apoch_Rhine> great now I am talking to India
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[00:48:05] <Hunter> now mass effect, that's a game
[00:48:09] <ArchonZei> ^
[00:48:10] <Light> It sure is. A game.
[00:48:42] <Kevin> Now SWC, that's an online community
[00:48:49] <Light> I.. suppose you're right
[00:48:52] <T`losk|Away> There's a community?
[00:49:11] <ArchonZei> We aren't a community!
[00:49:15] <ArchonZei> We're a mob.
[00:49:17] <Hunter> we're a mob
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[11:49:01] <Squall_Chitose> I asked my friend if his mom was a sewer....
[11:49:05] <Squall_Chitose> I meant somebody who sews.
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[11:04:09] <blackhole> .. this was like the longest fart ever
[11:04:20] <blackhole> i even stopped breathing to make sure no unnatural connection had opened anywhere
[11:04:51] <Squall_Chitose> haha
[11:06:03] <blackhole> but it continued so everything is fine and it all was a proper inner reserve
[11:06:33] <blackhole> now it is when petroleum comes, right?!
[11:07:11] <blackhole> something tells me i'm not gonna become rich :(
[11:23:54] <blackhole> ...definitely not petroleum and not rich
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[23:34:42] <Loki> Speaking of creepy animal behaviors, Cherokee
[23:34:57] <Loki> My dog sometimes stands right next to my chair (like right now) and stares at the same spot of blank white wall (like right now)
[23:35:08] <Loki> just stands there for several minutes staring, his ears pricked
[23:35:14] <Loki> sometimes he ventures slowly closer and sniffs a little
[23:35:17] <Ten> oh, I have that problem in morrowind
[23:35:19] <Loki> sometimes he just stares
[23:35:31] <Ten> it occurs when there isn't an AI path defined
[23:35:44] <Ten> just adjust your room's pathing and it'll be fine
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[21:23:02] <%Lan> Everytime I write a line of code
[21:25:12] <&selatos> do you think about whether i would judge you for it?
[21:28:31] <%Lan> Yes :'(
[21:28:45] <&selatos> perfect :p
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[19:46:28] <@mikelsewhere> Boy Sentenced to Jail Because of Large Penis
[19:46:29] <@mikelsewhere> A Russian court tried a 13-year-old as an adult based on the size of his genitals
[19:46:37] <Sigmund_von_Ismay> Well shit.
[19:46:46] <Sigmund_von_Ismay> I'm going to be tried like a black man.
[19:47:10] <@mikelsewhere> Presumed guilty and murdered on the street it is, then
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[10:39:33] <Luke_Whitelock> you said park not me
[10:39:40] <Loki> If I can drive 2 hours you can walk 10 minutes.
[10:40:16] <Luke_Whitelock> I can't go into town that why I said here
[10:40:33] <Loki> ..Why not?
[10:40:39] <Squall_Chitose> Your mommy won't let you leave?
[10:40:40] <Varlathotep> Because his family that surprised him is there!
[10:40:44] <Varlathotep> Pay attention Loki!
[10:40:47] <Ten> gps anklet tracker
[10:40:48] <Luke_Whitelock> last time I did I was close to being hit by a truck
[10:40:53] <Ten> ...
[10:40:56] <Loki> hahah
[10:41:10] <Ten> and there was a black cat
[10:41:15] <Ten> and it rained
[10:41:32] <Luke_Whitelock> they were on the side walk
[10:41:40] <Loki> oh no now you can never go on the sidewalk again
[10:42:06] <Luke_Whitelock> yes so I can't go into town
[10:42:11] <Loki> not ever again
[10:42:14] <Loki> you're stuck inside forever
[10:42:23] <Luke_Whitelock> yes
[10:42:26] <Ten> he can go in the yard
[10:42:28] <Ten> no trucks there
[10:42:32] <Varlathotep> You never know.
[10:42:38] <Varlathotep> Those fire engines are wild man.
[10:42:52] <Loki> man its a good thing you live in the middle of nowhere so you can hide from all of the scary things in the world like people and cars and sunlight
[10:43:04] <Loki> and very small rocks
[10:47:11] <Luke_Whitelock> just because you like to be hit by cars don't mean I want to
[10:47:32] <Loki> I have eyes, so like, usually I look at the street to make sure I'm not stepping in front of one
[10:47:35] <Loki> maybe you should try that
[10:47:51] <Loki> life advice right here, cars are not ants, you can actually see them coming
[10:48:10] <Luke_Whitelock> I don't walk on the road loki
[10:48:16] <Loki> You dont walk at all from the sounds of it
[10:48:22] <Squall_Chitose> Dude, even chickens cross the road.
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[23:31:48] * Loki offers a lindor ball
[23:31:48] <Superman> I don't like you.
[23:31:51] <Superman> That much.
[23:31:54] <Loki> oh
[23:31:56] * Loki retracts lindor ball
[23:32:09] <Superman> ... what the hell, at least give me a KISS
[23:32:13] <Loki> I don't have any!
[23:32:14] <Loki> I only have balls
[23:32:23] <Loki> You will take my balls and like it!
[23:32:29] <Superman> ... fine, I'll take one of your balls
[23:32:33] <Loki> they're creme filled
[23:32:38] <Loki> hold on I already put one in my mouth
[23:32:48] <Superman> But I want one in mine D:
[23:32:56] <Loki> ok this one is really white
[23:33:02] <Superman> kk
[23:33:19] * Loki inserts into Superman's mouth
[23:33:41] * Superman starts
[23:33:48] <Coleman> so you each have a ball in your mouths?
[23:33:50] * Loki finishes
[23:33:55] <dot> This is the worst cyber I've ever read
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[23:15:47] <Cherokee> I've invented the double wink
[23:22:39] <Cherokee> k
[23:22:48] <Cherokee> turns out that's just a blink
[23:22:52] <Cherokee> back to the drawing board
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[11:43:21] * Riad_Sertage (~chatzilla@SWC-IRC.113BB7FF48F335.SWC) has joined #Help
[11:45:35] <Riad_Sertage> I never see any chatting is this a coinsidence or do you have to do something special to view the chat?
[11:47:19] <Riad_Sertage> Wait, If I can't see the chat Ican't see your answers... crap
[11:48:57] * Riad_Sertage (~chatzilla@SWC-IRC.113BB7FF48F335.SWC) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.2/20090729225027])