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#186 
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<DA> haha pornhub tweeted "Don't try and upload the superbowl game, we don't allow rape"
<Azarin> Ahahahaha
<@Superman> haha
<Squall_Chitose> I'm disturbed that you follow pornhub on twitter, Deric.
<Squall_Chitose> Disturbed, but not surprised.
<Azarin> Ahahahaha
<@Superman> haha
<Squall_Chitose> I'm disturbed that you follow pornhub on twitter, Deric.
<Squall_Chitose> Disturbed, but not surprised.
#460
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<Mikel> Tomas I ordered one of those keychain things that's made from the skin of a southwest 737
<Mikel> Still waiting on my syn skin version
<Loki> wait that doesn't grow back
<Mikel> It's ok they just bolt a new section on
<Mikel> Wait did you mean your skin
<Mikel> ...it's ok they just bolt a new section on
<Loki> :(
<Mikel> Still waiting on my syn skin version
<Loki> wait that doesn't grow back
<Mikel> It's ok they just bolt a new section on
<Mikel> Wait did you mean your skin
<Mikel> ...it's ok they just bolt a new section on
<Loki> :(
#212
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<blackhole> good. cat's back, i can poop again
<Squall_Chitose> was he hogging the litter box?
<Squall_Chitose> was he hogging the litter box?
#64
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<Talor> Awesome, I still has 20x8,8%x0,33cl beer left
<Cherokee[w]> Why does your beer have coordinates?
<Cherokee[w]> Why does your beer have coordinates?
#382
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<Kivan_Hamner> Twas the night before Christmas and all throughout the house
<Kivan_Hamner> the AC was blowing, cause I live in the South
<Kivan_Hamner> the AC was blowing, cause I live in the South
#434
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<@Klinger> It took me half the day to get those RM's back to that person :P
<.selatos> not bad
<@Klinger> It would have taken me less if I knew I could just spawn them :P
<@Baugrems> What were you doing? Mining for it
<@Baugrems> ??
<@Sidway> He purchased them from DEEPCORE
<@Sidway> And then flew them all the way back in his hyper 10 Acclamator
<.selatos> not bad
<@Klinger> It would have taken me less if I knew I could just spawn them :P
<@Baugrems> What were you doing? Mining for it
<@Baugrems> ??
<@Sidway> He purchased them from DEEPCORE
<@Sidway> And then flew them all the way back in his hyper 10 Acclamator
#6
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<Jerev> Million Man March!
* Nalah (Nalah@SWC-IRC.454356B93E278.SWC) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Jerev> How come everytime I say something, someone leaves?
* Ed|uni (~Ed@SWC-IRC.AFDE1B3B8D90.SWC) Quit (Quit: ~ <RobertDerr> Az, I'm going to try to dock in you | Can't beat a good whack :P ~)
<Jerev> Owned!
* Cherokee (~tcherokee@SWC-IRC.BE173B7E3EF991.SWC) Quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Jerev> Dammit!!
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<Jerev> How come everytime I say something, someone leaves?
* Ed|uni (~Ed@SWC-IRC.AFDE1B3B8D90.SWC) Quit (Quit: ~ <RobertDerr> Az, I'm going to try to dock in you |
<Jerev> Owned!
* Cherokee (~tcherokee@SWC-IRC.BE173B7E3EF991.SWC) Quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Jerev> Dammit!!
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<Kevin> How cold does it generally get there in the winter?
<Skye_Varn> -20 to -30 up here
<Skye_Varn> -35 if you're really lucky
<Kevin> I used to live in New York, and it would easily get to single digits F with no wind chill during the winter
<Ten> we're not talking F!
<Kevin> So?
<Skye_Varn> We're talking C
<Ten> so you can F off
<Skye_Varn> -20 to -30 up here
<Skye_Varn> -35 if you're really lucky
<Kevin> I used to live in New York, and it would easily get to single digits F with no wind chill during the winter
<Ten> we're not talking F!
<Kevin> So?
<Skye_Varn> We're talking C
<Ten> so you can F off
#77
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* Veynom is Sim Master.
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Veynom
<Veynom> Holy shit, 1616 emails, what did you do guys !!!
<Kyle> um there is an email from orion you should look at Vey
<Togan> it's hidden within those 1616 mails
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Veynom
<Veynom> Holy shit, 1616 emails, what did you do guys !!!
<Kyle> um there is an email from orion you should look at Vey
<Togan> it's hidden within those 1616 mails
#98
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<blackhole> why do i know how to spell cthulhu and not jirafee?
#385
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<.Loki-cell> Typical Jewish
<.Loki-cell> Jedi
<.Loki-cell> Not Jewish
<.Loki-cell> Accidental racism my bad
<.Loki-cell> Jedi
<.Loki-cell> Not Jewish
<.Loki-cell> Accidental racism my bad
#132
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<Cherokee> if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly , id be broke because im perfect, lol later losers
* Cherokee (tcherokee77@HULK) has left #swc-members
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#407
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<Loki> home is where you fully understand how the shower works
<Kez> home is where everyone vacates because you don't properly shower and bathe yourself
<Loki> That's most rooms, isn't it? Or do I just live everywhere
<Kez> You may be homeless.
<Kez> home is where everyone vacates because you don't properly shower and bathe yourself
<Loki> That's most rooms, isn't it? Or do I just live everywhere
<Kez> You may be homeless.
#68
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<Ten> I just realized something strange
<DvD> You DONT have a vachina?
<Ten> I don't know what a vachina is
<Ten> so, probably not that
<Ten> no, I just woke up to the realization that I've been talking out loud to my computer in a transformers voice
<Ten> where did everyone go?!
<Light> I went to poop
<dorothy> I was smoking
<Ten> phew
<Ten> for a moment it was like my fourth birthday all over again
<dorothy> lol
<DvD> lol
<Ten> we were playing hide and seek, my family, class mates, house staff
<Ten> I was it
<Ten> when I finished counting to ten, everyone was gone
<DvD> You DONT have a vachina?
<Ten> I don't know what a vachina is
<Ten> so, probably not that
<Ten> no, I just woke up to the realization that I've been talking out loud to my computer in a transformers voice
<Ten> where did everyone go?!
<Light> I went to poop
<dorothy> I was smoking
<Ten> phew
<Ten> for a moment it was like my fourth birthday all over again
<dorothy> lol
<DvD> lol
<Ten> we were playing hide and seek, my family, class mates, house staff
<Ten> I was it
<Ten> when I finished counting to ten, everyone was gone
#80
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<@Dac_Kain> I paid for a bribe once, 7 days later I got a mail order russian lady at my door. Boy do I need glasses
#350
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<@Thirteen> what about dre?
<Kilian_Delmarco> People act like they forgot about dre.
<PRE_Kynnovan> Who is Dre?
<@Thirteen> motherfucker, acting like you forgot about dre
<Kilian_Delmarco> Shame.
<@Thirteen> he's still the same OG, he's just been low key!
<PRE_Kynnovan> Well, in my defense I've only been around for 10 months
<Kilian_Delmarco> People act like they forgot about dre.
<PRE_Kynnovan> Who is Dre?
<@Thirteen> motherfucker, acting like you forgot about dre
<Kilian_Delmarco> Shame.
<@Thirteen> he's still the same OG, he's just been low key!
<PRE_Kynnovan> Well, in my defense I've only been around for 10 months
#97
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<Quetzalxochitl> 17. The idea of verbally dominating/humiliating (name calling, dictating orders, etc.) during sexual activity is exciting to me
<Quetzalxochitl> sure, but I always hit a writer's block after the first "you like it, slut"
<Quetzalxochitl> GIMME ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP
<Quetzalxochitl> sure, but I always hit a writer's block after the first "you like it, slut"
<Quetzalxochitl> GIMME ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP
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<Keir|MST3K> Squall
<Squall_Chitose> yes?
<Keir|MST3K> If you get shot in Iraq, promise me you'll scream either "Fucking camping bitch!" or "omg, he rolled a natural 20!" ?
<Squall_Chitose> yes?
<Keir|MST3K> If you get shot in Iraq, promise me you'll scream either "Fucking camping bitch!" or "omg, he rolled a natural 20!" ?
#36
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<Bresarr_The_Hutt> Your character is not in the physical condition to perform any actions.
<Bresarr_The_Hutt> Son of a bitch...the combine just called me fat...
<Orphaea_Imperium> you're not fat, you're big flubbed
<Light> You're not fat, you're ugly.
<Bresarr_The_Hutt> Well...next time I think about slitting my wrists, I'm coming here to get the extra morale boost
<Bresarr_The_Hutt> Son of a bitch...the combine just called me fat...
<Orphaea_Imperium> you're not fat, you're big flubbed
<Light> You're not fat, you're ugly.
<Bresarr_The_Hutt> Well...next time I think about slitting my wrists, I'm coming here to get the extra morale boost
#295
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<Keth> So you're saying that there are currently no laws in elysia?
<Loki|Arrow> well it's called elysia for a reason, of course there are no laws
<Dagaro> But it has a King?
<Loki|Arrow> i didn't vote for him
<Dagaro> He was chosen by the Lady of the Maw
<Rev[a]n> Some fancy tart throwing swords out a blackhole is no basis for a government
<Loki|Arrow> well it's called elysia for a reason, of course there are no laws
<Dagaro> But it has a King?
<Loki|Arrow> i didn't vote for him
<Dagaro> He was chosen by the Lady of the Maw
<Rev[a]n> Some fancy tart throwing swords out a blackhole is no basis for a government
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<Mikel> I wear boxer-briefs so you can see the outline of my massive package
<Jenos> Mikel, you're a postman?
<Thirteen> the spare socks?
<Thirteen> it was a good idea, but really, four socks?
<Mikel> The best 4 inches you've ever seen, baby
<Mikel> I mean... more than that?
<Jenos> Mikel, you're a postman?
<Thirteen> the spare socks?
<Thirteen> it was a good idea, but really, four socks?
<Mikel> The best 4 inches you've ever seen, baby
<Mikel> I mean... more than that?
#89
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<Cherokee> i bit myself in a retarded way now there is a piece of meat hanging from my mouth
#190
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<Luke_Whitelock> you said park not me
<Loki> If I can drive 2 hours you can walk 10 minutes.
<Luke_Whitelock> I can't go into town that why I said here
<Loki> ..Why not?
<Squall_Chitose> Your mommy won't let you leave?
<Varlathotep> Because his family that surprised him is there!
<Varlathotep> Pay attention Loki!
<Ten> gps anklet tracker
<Luke_Whitelock> last time I did I was close to being hit by a truck
<Ten> ...
<Loki> hahah
<Ten> and there was a black cat
<Ten> and it rained
<Luke_Whitelock> they were on the side walk
<Loki> oh no now you can never go on the sidewalk again
<Luke_Whitelock> yes so I can't go into town
<Loki> not ever again
<Loki> you're stuck inside forever
<Luke_Whitelock> yes
<Ten> he can go in the yard
<Ten> no trucks there
<Varlathotep> You never know.
<Varlathotep> Those fire engines are wild man.
<Loki> man its a good thing you live in the middle of nowhere so you can hide from all of the scary things in the world like people and cars and sunlight
<Loki> and very small rocks
<Luke_Whitelock> just because you like to be hit by cars don't mean I want to
<Loki> I have eyes, so like, usually I look at the street to make sure I'm not stepping in front of one
<Loki> maybe you should try that
<Loki> life advice right here, cars are not ants, you can actually see them coming
<Luke_Whitelock> I don't walk on the road loki
<Loki> You dont walk at all from the sounds of it
<Squall_Chitose> Dude, even chickens cross the road.
<Loki> If I can drive 2 hours you can walk 10 minutes.
<Luke_Whitelock> I can't go into town that why I said here
<Loki> ..Why not?
<Squall_Chitose> Your mommy won't let you leave?
<Varlathotep> Because his family that surprised him is there!
<Varlathotep> Pay attention Loki!
<Ten> gps anklet tracker
<Luke_Whitelock> last time I did I was close to being hit by a truck
<Ten> ...
<Loki> hahah
<Ten> and there was a black cat
<Ten> and it rained
<Luke_Whitelock> they were on the side walk
<Loki> oh no now you can never go on the sidewalk again
<Luke_Whitelock> yes so I can't go into town
<Loki> not ever again
<Loki> you're stuck inside forever
<Luke_Whitelock> yes
<Ten> he can go in the yard
<Ten> no trucks there
<Varlathotep> You never know.
<Varlathotep> Those fire engines are wild man.
<Loki> man its a good thing you live in the middle of nowhere so you can hide from all of the scary things in the world like people and cars and sunlight
<Loki> and very small rocks
<Luke_Whitelock> just because you like to be hit by cars don't mean I want to
<Loki> I have eyes, so like, usually I look at the street to make sure I'm not stepping in front of one
<Loki> maybe you should try that
<Loki> life advice right here, cars are not ants, you can actually see them coming
<Luke_Whitelock> I don't walk on the road loki
<Loki> You dont walk at all from the sounds of it
<Squall_Chitose> Dude, even chickens cross the road.
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<Kevin> Man, weekends are pretty popular for piracy, huh?
<Kevin> Demonoid and TPB seem to both be overloaded
<Arthur> IC Piracy or bittorrent piracy?
<Arthur> oh
<Kevin> I think we all engage in some boat theft over the weekend, that's a given
<Kevin> Demonoid and TPB seem to both be overloaded
<Arthur> IC Piracy or bittorrent piracy?
<Arthur> oh
<Kevin> I think we all engage in some boat theft over the weekend, that's a given
#46
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<£> Humph.
<£> I was expecting a picture of your nipple.
<£> You disappoint me.
<Ayatollah_Khomo> Do you want one?
<Mikel> I have one
<Ayatollah_Khomo> I have one somewhere
<£> You should have two.
<£> And the location is pretty standard across all models.
<£> I was expecting a picture of your nipple.
<£> You disappoint me.
<Ayatollah_Khomo> Do you want one?
<Mikel> I have one
<Ayatollah_Khomo> I have one somewhere
<£> You should have two.
<£> And the location is pretty standard across all models.
#55
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* Riad_Sertage (~chatzilla@SWC-IRC.113BB7FF48F335.SWC) has joined #Help
<Riad_Sertage> I never see any chatting is this a coinsidence or do you have to do something special to view the chat?
<Riad_Sertage> Wait, If I can't see the chat Ican't see your answers... crap
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<Riad_Sertage> I never see any chatting is this a coinsidence or do you have to do something special to view the chat?
<Riad_Sertage> Wait, If I can't see the chat Ican't see your answers... crap
* Riad_Sertage (~chatzilla@SWC-IRC.113BB7FF48F335.SWC) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.2/20090729225027])
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* Squall_Chitose (~jedimaste@SWC-IRC.2930AC62555A87.SWC) has joined #swc-members
<Cherokee> No.
<Cherokee> Get out.
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* Vussek_Kaos (~vussek@SWC-IRC.E4B5D168BCDB9.SWC) Quit (Quit: <.Gavin> somewhere there is a 1 armed man who is beatin off with one hand, and using his nose to type and surf the sites)
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<Cherokee> I didn't mean all of them, just Squall.
<Cherokee> No.
<Cherokee> Get out.
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<Cherokee> I didn't mean all of them, just Squall.
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<&Zhao> Morning Vey
<&Jesfa> , the australian said aloud.
<&Zhao> ...stop narrating my life!
<&Jesfa> , he mumbled angrily under his breath.
<&Zhao> .......
<&Jesfa> The australian, so stupid as he was, was incapable of forming words.
<&Jesfa> , the australian said aloud.
<&Zhao> ...stop narrating my life!
<&Jesfa> , he mumbled angrily under his breath.
<&Zhao> .......
<&Jesfa> The australian, so stupid as he was, was incapable of forming words.
#129
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<Selatos> D: doctor's office was uncomfortable, but productive i suppose
<Selatos> two words: prostate exam
<Selatos> maybe three, surprise prostate exam
<Selatos> two words: prostate exam
<Selatos> maybe three, surprise prostate exam
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<minty_sadness> this is bullshit
<minty_sadness> if you can't launch bottle rockets from someone's anus then what's the fucking point of pledging to a fraternity?
<minty_sadness> if you can't launch bottle rockets from someone's anus then what's the fucking point of pledging to a fraternity?
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<Ten> The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware.
#359
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<selatos> new server, yo
* Loki strokes it
<selatos> i only stroke it in private
<selatos> maybe you need to be more discreet
<Loki> this is private! It's just me and two other dudes
<Superman> Did you just assume my gender?
<Loki> sorry what are your preferred pronouns
<Loki> I just kinda went by the "man" part of your name but now I realize that was foolish of me and it could simply be a surname
<Superman> I prefer the guttural sound of man, but my preferred pronouns include 'phi' and 'phur'
<Superman> My preference of the sound of the word man does not denote my gender
* Loki strokes it
<selatos> i only stroke it in private
<selatos> maybe you need to be more discreet
<Loki> this is private! It's just me and two other dudes
<Superman> Did you just assume my gender?
<Loki> sorry what are your preferred pronouns
<Loki> I just kinda went by the "man" part of your name but now I realize that was foolish of me and it could simply be a surname
<Superman> I prefer the guttural sound of man, but my preferred pronouns include 'phi' and 'phur'
<Superman> My preference of the sound of the word man does not denote my gender
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(Kyle Rainer, who recently returned from a multi-year hiatus from SWC..)
<Zhao> I feel like everyone should have me on colored in their address book
<Zhao> Everything I say is super important
* Kyle|Away is now known as Kyle
<Kyle> somehow your ego has grown since I left
<Jevon> Its had a long time to grow
<Loki> I've been a good influence
<Kyle> I mean in the like 40 minutes I was away
<Zhao> I feel like everyone should have me on colored in their address book
<Zhao> Everything I say is super important
* Kyle|Away is now known as Kyle
<Kyle> somehow your ego has grown since I left
<Jevon> Its had a long time to grow
<Loki> I've been a good influence
<Kyle> I mean in the like 40 minutes I was away
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<Selatos> var why are you being emo
<Varfarius> I've got the heart break blues selatos. Sadly, it's not from my girlfriend.
<Varfarius> Is it bad I feel more betrayed by a server than my own girlfriend when she won't put out?!
<Selatos> if your server isn't putting out, i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems, but a misconfig ain't one
<Varfarius> I've got the heart break blues selatos. Sadly, it's not from my girlfriend.
<Varfarius> Is it bad I feel more betrayed by a server than my own girlfriend when she won't put out?!
<Selatos> if your server isn't putting out, i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems, but a misconfig ain't one
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<mikel> What is the difference between a woman and a man
<mikel> er
<mikel> What is the difference between a wombat and a man
<Thor> ...
<mikel> er
<mikel> What is the difference between a wombat and a man
<Thor> ...
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<.selatos> so weird
<.selatos> all of you
<@Loki> NAME ONE TIME
<@Loki> my arms feel like someone is blowing on them with their mouth open
<.selatos> all of you
<@Loki> NAME ONE TIME
<@Loki> my arms feel like someone is blowing on them with their mouth open
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<@Loki-cell> She only plays AI mode in heroes of the storm so she's not worth my time
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<mikelsewhere> I want mine to say EAT PORG HERE
<Kez> I missed what that is in response to
<Kez> I imagine we are all getting matching tramp stamps
<Kez> I missed what that is in response to
<Kez> I imagine we are all getting matching tramp stamps
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<Chermobyl> Don't spray like an anal.
<Chermobyl> ...
<Selatos> you're basically a nighttime prowler though
<Chermobyl> Animal
<blackhole> haha
<Minty_Cream> don't spray like an anal either though
<blackhole> please, spray like an anal
<Loki-> Fuck you all for making me laugh in a dead silent room filled with people
<Chermobyl> You can't handle the poop
<blackhole> hahaha
<Clark_Kent> Hahaha
<Minty_Cream> keep us updated as the situation develops
<Chermobyl> ...
<Selatos> you're basically a nighttime prowler though
<Chermobyl> Animal
<blackhole> haha
<Minty_Cream> don't spray like an anal either though
<blackhole> please, spray like an anal
<Loki-> Fuck you all for making me laugh in a dead silent room filled with people
<Chermobyl> You can't handle the poop
<blackhole> hahaha
<Clark_Kent> Hahaha
<Minty_Cream> keep us updated as the situation develops
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<Nalah> My mother marks the English national exams. She was marking one creative writing paper today, and she got to the bottom of the page of one that read "the doctor knelt down beside her and raped her" - she turned the page and it finished "leg in a bandage". Hehe.
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<Mikel> Want a secure place to keep that monthly paycheck? Need a loan? Want a bank built in that new city of yours? Think Universal Network Bank for all your banking needs! Visit #cmg-unb .
<Keir> I want a loan! :D
<Keir> As much money as I can get on no collateral :D
<Mikel> What is cullatoral?
<Keir> that's my type of bank!
<Keir> I want a loan! :D
<Keir> As much money as I can get on no collateral :D
<Mikel> What is cullatoral?
<Keir> that's my type of bank!
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<Cherokee> Today on Facebook, I found out that the girl I thought I had been dating for the past year was actually dating someone else that entire time.
<Cherokee> I apparently misconstrued the 'xxx xxxxxx is now in a relationship' update last year.
<Cherokee> I apparently misconstrued the 'xxx xxxxxx is now in a relationship' update last year.
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<Altair> and grammatically its good nuff?
<@Ten> depends on what you consider good enough
<Altair> I spelled enough as nuff.
<@Ten> depends on what you consider good enough
<Altair> I spelled enough as nuff.
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<Crog> now make sound when you pooping , like TATATATATATa
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* Loki offers a lindor ball
<Superman> I don't like you.
<Superman> That much.
<Loki> oh
* Loki retracts lindor ball
<Superman> ... what the hell, at least give me a KISS
<Loki> I don't have any!
<Loki> I only have balls
<Loki> You will take my balls and like it!
<Superman> ... fine, I'll take one of your balls
<Loki> they're creme filled
<Loki> hold on I already put one in my mouth
<Superman> But I want one in mine D:
<Loki> ok this one is really white
<Superman> kk
* Loki inserts into Superman's mouth
* Superman starts
<Coleman> so you each have a ball in your mouths?
* Loki finishes
<dot> This is the worst cyber I've ever read
<Superman> I don't like you.
<Superman> That much.
<Loki> oh
* Loki retracts lindor ball
<Superman> ... what the hell, at least give me a KISS
<Loki> I don't have any!
<Loki> I only have balls
<Loki> You will take my balls and like it!
<Superman> ... fine, I'll take one of your balls
<Loki> they're creme filled
<Loki> hold on I already put one in my mouth
<Superman> But I want one in mine D:
<Loki> ok this one is really white
<Superman> kk
* Loki inserts into Superman's mouth
* Superman starts
<Coleman> so you each have a ball in your mouths?
* Loki finishes
<dot> This is the worst cyber I've ever read
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<Jevon> You kno\, uyjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS
<Jevon> tHE CAT SAYS HI, APPARENTLY
<Cait> o.O
<Jevon> tHE CAT SAYS HI, APPARENTLY
<Cait> o.O
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<dot> Captcha read "How are you" and I typed good >_<
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<Arjuna> Genital jousting is on sale, and my grandma gave me a card for christmas with steam wallet money
<Arjuna> I... think she just bought me this game....
<Arjuna> I... think she just bought me this game....
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<Loki> I'm a little disappointed, I wanted to go to auschwitz but apparently that will not be an option
<selatos> why not?
<Baugrems> Founders are not allowed back on the property
<selatos> why not?
<Baugrems> Founders are not allowed back on the property
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<blackhole> damn it. i got drunk yesterday and i apparently got a job
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