[21:45:59]* Castur (email@example.com.IP) has joined #swc-members
[21:46:09]<Castur> Hey cuties
[21:46:18]* Torryn makes out with Casturs leg
[21:46:27]* Var makes out with Castur
[21:46:43]<Koras> Get a room
[21:46:46]* Torryn bets Castur feels lucky
[21:47:03]<Castur> Yeah I wasn't really expecting that kind of response to be completely honest.
[22:42:21]<Cherokee> pink cotton candy
[22:42:27]<Cherokee> yes , i ate you all first
[22:42:30]<Cherokee> you disappoint me
[22:42:33]<Cherokee> blue is way better
[22:42:36]<Cherokee> blue cotton candy
[22:42:40]<Cherokee> i saved you for last
[22:42:57]<Cherokee> lets take our time , and go slow... i know you'll make the enjoyment so much sweeter for me
[22:45:44]* Cherokee turns down the lights
[22:45:56]* Cherokee snuggles bag close
[22:46:39]* Cherokee reaches hand into the opening and teases a soft fluffy piece of cloudy heaven free and puts it in his mouth to let it dissolve into blissful sweetness
[20:14]<Squall_Chitose> I only let people in my clan that I like.
[20:15]<Squall_Chitose> except deric, he got in on sexual talent.
[20:15]<DA> I give good head
[20:15]<Varlathotep> It's true, he does.
[20:15]<Varlathotep> Squall doesn't know this but I was in the closet as Deric gave him head.
[20:16]<DA> oh yeah
[20:16]<Varlathotep> I will say it was quite glorious.
[20:16]<DA> I can suck a garden hose through golfball
[20:16]<DA> i said that wrong
[20:16]<Varlathotep> That is some sucking talent
[20:16]<DA> or did I?
[20:17]<Varlathotep> If you managed to such a hose through a solid object that is fucking impressive.
[20:17]<DA> I can't breath right now im laughing so hard
[20:17]<Varlathotep> Someone has to quote that >.>
[20:17]<.Loki|starkphone> That's not all that's hard
[19:15:16]<Deric_Adams> im going to bed, good night you beautifully ugly people
[19:15:25]<Mikel> DA don't leave me
[19:15:39]<Mikel> If I come to richmond can we fuck or no
[19:16:04]<Mikel> I'm being serious because I think I have to come there like in a month
[19:16:10]<Mikel> And I'd like to come there when I come there
[19:16:13]<Mikel> if you know what I mean
[21:20:51]<LT_Kylani> Major Black, Mind a pm
[21:21:25]<Greg_Black> Go ahead.
[21:22:31]<LT_Kylani> I officially regret asking Sir :p
[21:23:41]<Greg_Black> You asked, thus you recieved an answer. Not my fault you didn't expand upon what you meant by 'how I'm hanging'.
[00:02:33]* Kay_Bon poof
[00:02:41]<Kay_Bon> hello all
[00:03:21]* Kay_Bon poof
[00:03:46]<Kay_Bon> i am too fast to be attacked now
[00:03:57]<Saitam> the poof indicates speed.
[00:04:26]* Kay_Bon poof dis apears
[00:05:06]* Squall_Chitose poops
[00:05:12]<Saitam> the poop indicates feces.
<Jacob_Jansen> Anyone up to the task of writing up some IU history for me?
<King_Tylger> One day Vodo was like "Ohai, Hapes. SSD for your loyalty." Hapes goes "Lolz, k." Then other people thought were like "Free shit!" and joined. The End.
[16:09]<Pozz_Umgee> if I had a nickel for everytime Ten tried to get me to talk about my penis, I'd have like a buck twenty
[16:09]<.Syn> That's oddly specific
[16:09]<Pozz_Umgee> you don't keep track?
[16:09]<Pozz_Umgee> I'm keeping it in my online rape journal
[11:22:15]<Loki> hello how can we help you
[11:22:46]<Luke_Whitelock> did you send me mail I get maill with no name ?
[11:24:13]<Luke_Whitelock> I can't find out who it is
[11:24:19]<Jevon> screenshot it
[11:24:52]<Loki> are you talking about a darkness message
[11:25:54]<Jevon> THere has to be a name, as there are no anonymous messages
[11:25:56]<Luke_Whitelock> I can't do screenshot
[11:26:03]<Jevon> Why not
[11:26:17]<Luke_Whitelock> its off
[11:26:25]<Jevon> WHats off
[11:26:45]<Luke_Whitelock> screenshot you can have it off
[13:46:14]<.Loki-> Don't be jealous of the golden nightmare
[13:46:19]<.Loki-> And my nocturnal assassin
[13:46:26]* .Loki- urinates aggressively
[13:46:43]<.Loki-> My phone is automatically filling in "aggressively" after I urinate
[22:16:05]<Keir> Honestly, if I send Dreighton an eMail with a bug, you know something like "Faction Creation seems to be down", I don't expect it fixed for a good 3 months in the fucking first place, I hardly need a "I'm going grocery shopping, I'll check my eMails when I get back" announcement
[22:16:08]* Phryss is afk: Peeing. Logging: [on] Pager: [on]
[19:13:03]<blackhole> alright, crtl+q quits
[19:13:54]<blackhole> i better won't keep trying to find text styles like crtl+b by trial and error just so i don't find some crtl combo to dcc all my goat porn to all server users
<Darwyn_family_bonding> "2nd place is a shiny new and highly sought after viper, this baby is in preteen condition and ready to go"
<Darwyn_family_bonding> preteen condition?
<Rehon_Mosspim> well, that's a typo lol
<Rehon_Mosspim> pristine, preteen, what's the diffrence
<Rehon_Mosspim> well, that's our faction, we love the miners
<@Klinger> It took me half the day to get those RM's back to that person :P
<.selatos> not bad
<@Klinger> It would have taken me less if I knew I could just spawn them :P
<@Baugrems> What were you doing? Mining for it
<@Sidway> He purchased them from DEEPCORE
<@Sidway> And then flew them all the way back in his hyper 10 Acclamator
[20:22:21]<Citus_Navitas> Thank god for this conversation. I woke up this morning and just starting thinking "Man, I havent seen like 40 pictures of homoerotic statues today. What kind of life am I living?"
[02:11:30]<JackTLadd> So catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, Howww?
[02:11:30]<JackTLadd> nab him! jab him! tab him! grag him! catch that fishie now!
[02:12:01]* Admiral_Ackmin scatters
[14:39:12]<blackhole> well, i was almost eaten by a grua if that counts
[14:39:27]<blackhole> but i guess i should add grua means crane
[14:39:35]<.selatos> the bird or the construction vehicle
[14:40:08]<blackhole> i always preemptively hide from birds
<Minty_Cream> : clearly
<Minty_Cream> : anyone can post about books in general talk
<Minty_Cream> : AND THEY CAME EN MASSE
<Minty_Cream> : if you build it they will come, indeed
<Sadatsu> : I knew a girl who came in Mass once. It was....awkward.
[16:38:42]<Mikel> People seem to get pissed when you blow up a planet with a death star, for some reason.
[16:40:24]<Tarrok> Not the people on the planet you've blown up.
[16:40:33]<Tarrok> I think the solution is evident.
[17:14:57]<blackhole> so i'm sort of a wifi hooker now
[17:15:04]* Cherokee shakes his head
[17:15:44]<blackhole> yeah cher, i have a hairy man sat on my lap now
[17:15:49]<blackhole> it's the price so i can use his wifi
[17:16:05]<blackhole> both my arms are surounding his torso in order to type
[17:16:15]* Cherokee wishes it was him
<Keir> I have enough terrorists and their families on my cellphone that I'm sure I'm on a watchlist myself somewhere.
<Dante> Impressive, though I'm not sure why you would want to have terrorists in your contacts.
<Daktal> I bet it impresses girls.
<Lisa_Dent> "Hey baby what's your number, I'll put it right beneath Muqtada al-Sadr. Yeah, we club, s'cool."
[13:18]<Light> oh, and don't handle jalapeno peppers then touch your asshole.
[13:19]<Light> it hurts
[13:19]<Squall_Chitose> BURNS SO BAD
[13:19]<Teyacapan> yes, don't handle peppers with your asshole
[01:55:59]<Squall_Chitose> I'd be like "Hey 16 year old slut, you want an A? You gotta earn it"
[01:56:08]<Squall_Chitose> thats why they won't let me be a teacher.
[01:56:12]<Selatos> "... by getting all of the answers correct on this test."
[00:48:05]<Hunter> now mass effect, that's a game
[00:48:10]<Light> It sure is. A game.
[00:48:42]<Kevin> Now SWC, that's an online community
[00:48:49]<Light> I.. suppose you're right
[00:48:52]<T`losk|Away> There's a community?
[00:49:11]<ArchonZei> We aren't a community!
[00:49:15]<ArchonZei> We're a mob.
[00:49:17]<Hunter> we're a mob
[23:16:55]<Wool> just dropped my container with all the cashews in it
[23:17:06]<Wool> now I've got bits and pieces of cashews all over the floor :(
[23:17:09]<Keir> for the last fucking time, pick your nuts up off the ground
[04:19:28]<Guinar> Claim you have to visit South Dakota on a matter of national security?
[04:19:39]<Light> Who visits SD?!
[04:19:43]<Light> especially for national security!
[04:19:45]<Cherokee> Only the dutch.
[04:20:01]<Guinar> When they're not frothing at the mouth.
[04:20:12]<Cherokee> They're so impressed that we have land above sea level that we don't want to live on, that they just have to see what's wrong with it for themselves.
[19:07:24]<Cherokee> 7:30 WHY SO LATE FINAL
[19:07:33]<Syn> no clue
[19:07:40]<Syn> it's scheduled for 8pm for some reason
[19:07:43]<Syn> I miss raid for it ]:
[19:07:43]<Syn> so rude
[19:07:57]<Cherokee> you like only one invited, and its in professor's office and he gave you key and you find candles lit and rose petals
[19:08:14]<Cherokee> that only happen to me once
[19:08:20]<Cherokee> easiest A i ever got
[09:12:26]<Loki|starkphone> Penis you die of exhaustion or something
[09:12:31]<Loki|starkphone> Or if*
[09:13:01]<Loki|starkphone> I don't have toilette syndrome
[09:13:07]<Loki|starkphone> Yeah my phone don't know that word
[17:44:06]* Cherokee[p] puts on his dress uniform and goes to the bingo hall
[17:44:36]<Cherokee[p]> I'm so lonely
[17:44:39]* Cherokee[p] sniffs
[17:44:46]* Cherokee[p] dabs as numbers are called
[17:44:58]<syn> You could hire Jackson for company
[17:45:11]<syn> He'd look a dashing trophy wife on your arm
[17:45:37]<tgr316> I dont wear underwear. That way, you can tell when I poo
[17:45:43]<syn> I rescind my remark.
[17:45:55]<Cherokee[p]> Not as tempting any longer.
[13:29:59]<Kast_Derrnon> Like they say in the hood... you best protect ya turf, smurf.
[13:30:43]<Chin> somehow that doesn't sound really like a tough guy line
[13:31:06]<Kast_Derrnon> Well then, obviously you nothing of urban culture.
[23:02]<Clarr> I do, but first admit you're talking out of your ass
[23:02]<Clarr> go on, I'm waiting
[23:02]<Bane> Is that physically possible?
[23:03]<Keir> I admit that I am talking out of my ass, though it seems my ass has outwitted you
[18:27:39]<%blackhole> that was some nice interracial homoerotic historical dream
[18:29:30]<DK> stop dreaming with hutts
[18:31:15]<%blackhole> it did take place in butt space
[18:33:19]<DK> Nal Butta?
[18:42:08]<%blackhole> 55 days at Nal Butta
[18:42:39]<%blackhole> it was a strange setting for a dream... i'm not even sure if i ever finished watching that (at pekin) movie
[18:50:08]<%blackhole> so anyway, the awkward moment was when i was exploring a black soldier's body for leechs in an oriental sauna in the middle of a desert town
[18:50:30]<Keth> well did you find any
[18:56:01]<%blackhole> yea! \o/
[18:56:23]<%blackhole> and i pretty much woke up there, which was sad
[18:56:31]<%blackhole> it was being a great adventure before the leeches check up
[15:22:05]<Dac> oh I cant type but if you like that better then smootciekins we can run with it
[15:23:42]* Quits: Dac (Dac@swc-irc.5af.m34.j8fubj.IP) (Connection closed)
[15:23:54]<.Loki|starkphone> Dad I will definitely take the pet name loke over smoochiekins