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[21:45:59] * Castur (elm@swc-irc.6jd.9ga.crg6t2.IP) has joined #swc-members
[21:46:09] <Castur> Hey cuties
[21:46:18] * Torryn makes out with Casturs leg
[21:46:27] * Var makes out with Castur
[21:46:43] <Koras> Get a room
[21:46:46] * Torryn bets Castur feels lucky
[21:47:03] <Castur> Yeah I wasn't really expecting that kind of response to be completely honest.
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[22:42:21] <Cherokee> pink cotton candy
[22:42:27] <Cherokee> yes , i ate you all first
[22:42:30] <Cherokee> you disappoint me
[22:42:33] <Cherokee> blue is way better
[22:42:36] <Cherokee> blue cotton candy
[22:42:40] <Cherokee> i saved you for last
[22:42:57] <Cherokee> lets take our time , and go slow... i know you'll make the enjoyment so much sweeter for me
[22:45:44] * Cherokee turns down the lights
[22:45:56] * Cherokee snuggles bag close
[22:46:39] * Cherokee reaches hand into the opening and teases a soft fluffy piece of cloudy heaven free and puts it in his mouth to let it dissolve into blissful sweetness
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[20:14] <Squall_Chitose> I only let people in my clan that I like.
[20:14] <Squall_Chitose> :D
[20:15] <Squall_Chitose> except deric, he got in on sexual talent.
[20:15] <DA> I give good head
[20:15] <Varlathotep> It's true, he does.
[20:15] <Varlathotep> Squall doesn't know this but I was in the closet as Deric gave him head.
[20:16] <DA> oh yeah
[20:16] <Varlathotep> I will say it was quite glorious.
[20:16] <DA> I can suck a garden hose through golfball
[20:16] <DA> wait
[20:16] <DA> i said that wrong
[20:16] <Varlathotep> ...
[20:16] <Uli> LOL
[20:16] <Varlathotep> That is some sucking talent
[20:16] <DA> or did I?
[20:16] <Uli> I...
[20:16] <Samantha_Umbra> :o
[20:17] <Varlathotep> If you managed to such a hose through a solid object that is fucking impressive.
[20:17] <DA> I can't breath right now im laughing so hard
[20:17] <Varlathotep> Someone has to quote that >.>
[20:17] <.Loki|starkphone> That's not all that's hard
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[18:38:11] <mikelsewhere> I want mine to say EAT PORG HERE
[18:38:53] <Kez> I missed what that is in response to
[18:39:07] <Kez> I imagine we are all getting matching tramp stamps
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[19:15:16] <Deric_Adams> im going to bed, good night you beautifully ugly people
[19:15:25] <Mikel> DA don't leave me
[19:15:39] <Mikel> If I come to richmond can we fuck or no
[19:16:04] <Mikel> I'm being serious because I think I have to come there like in a month
[19:16:10] <Mikel> And I'd like to come there when I come there
[19:16:13] <Mikel> if you know what I mean
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[17:10:01] <Ezekiel> Ha, just found the book everyone signed when we finished high school
[17:10:17] <Ezekiel> Ahh... the memories
[17:11:57] <Saint_Tidus> The Sex Offender's Watch List?
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[21:20:51] <LT_Kylani> Major Black, Mind a pm
[21:21:25] <Greg_Black> Go ahead.
[21:22:31] <LT_Kylani> I officially regret asking Sir :p
[21:23:41] <Greg_Black> You asked, thus you recieved an answer. Not my fault you didn't expand upon what you meant by 'how I'm hanging'.
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[00:02:33] * Kay_Bon poof
[00:02:41] <Kay_Bon> hello all
[00:03:21] * Kay_Bon poof
[00:03:46] <Kay_Bon> i am too fast to be attacked now
[00:03:57] <Saitam> the poof indicates speed.
[00:04:26] * Kay_Bon poof dis apears
[00:05:06] * Squall_Chitose poops
[00:05:12] <Saitam> the poop indicates feces.
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[16:33:31] <Talor> Awesome, I still has 20x8,8%x0,33cl beer left
[16:34:13] <Cherokee[w]> Why does your beer have coordinates?
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<Jacob_Jansen> Anyone up to the task of writing up some IU history for me?
<King_Tylger> One day Vodo was like "Ohai, Hapes. SSD for your loyalty." Hapes goes "Lolz, k." Then other people thought were like "Free shit!" and joined. The End.
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[16:09] <Pozz_Umgee> if I had a nickel for everytime Ten tried to get me to talk about my penis, I'd have like a buck twenty
[16:09] <.Syn> That's oddly specific
[16:09] <Pozz_Umgee> you don't keep track?
[16:09] <Pozz_Umgee> I'm keeping it in my online rape journal
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[22:40:03] <blackhole> when i was a child, i had a lazy eye but then it spreaded to my whole person. that's why i'm so lazy now
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[11:22:15] <Loki> hello how can we help you
[11:22:46] <Luke_Whitelock> did you send me mail I get maill with no name ?
[11:24:13] <Luke_Whitelock> I can't find out who it is
[11:24:19] <Jevon> screenshot it
[11:24:52] <Loki> are you talking about a darkness message
[11:25:39] <Luke_Whitelock> yes
[11:25:54] <Jevon> THere has to be a name, as there are no anonymous messages
[11:25:56] <Luke_Whitelock> I can't do screenshot
[11:26:03] <Jevon> Why not
[11:26:17] <Luke_Whitelock> its off
[11:26:25] <Jevon> WHats off
[11:26:45] <Luke_Whitelock> screenshot you can have it off
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[13:46:14] <.Loki-> Don't be jealous of the golden nightmare
[13:46:19] <.Loki-> And my nocturnal assassin
[13:46:26] * .Loki- urinates aggressively
[13:46:28] <.Loki-> ..
[13:46:43] <.Loki-> My phone is automatically filling in "aggressively" after I urinate
[13:46:45] <.Loki-> Sweet
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[22:16:05] <Keir> Honestly, if I send Dreighton an eMail with a bug, you know something like "Faction Creation seems to be down", I don't expect it fixed for a good 3 months in the fucking first place, I hardly need a "I'm going grocery shopping, I'll check my eMails when I get back" announcement
[22:16:08] * Phryss is afk: Peeing. Logging: [on] Pager: [on]
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[19:13:03] <blackhole> alright, crtl+q quits
[19:13:54] <blackhole> i better won't keep trying to find text styles like crtl+b by trial and error just so i don't find some crtl combo to dcc all my goat porn to all server users
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<Darwyn_family_bonding> "2nd place is a shiny new and highly sought after viper, this baby is in preteen condition and ready to go"
<Lex_von_Ismay> :o
<Lex_von_Ismay> lol
<Darwyn_family_bonding> preteen condition?
<Darwyn_family_bonding> wow
<Rehon_Mosspim> well, that's a typo lol
<Rehon_Mosspim> pristine, preteen, what's the diffrence
<Rehon_Mosspim> well, that's our faction, we love the miners
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[11:01:07] <Paparrin> i turn ac on and it makes like eeeeeeeeeek for 2 blocks, then quiet down and oh boy. is heaven
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<@Klinger> It took me half the day to get those RM's back to that person :P
<.selatos> not bad
<@Klinger> It would have taken me less if I knew I could just spawn them :P
<@Baugrems> What were you doing? Mining for it
<@Baugrems> ??
<@Sidway> He purchased them from DEEPCORE
<@Sidway> And then flew them all the way back in his hyper 10 Acclamator
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[00:38:58] <blackhole> good news everyone. i can communicate with my cat via morse farting
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[20:22:21] <Citus_Navitas> Thank god for this conversation. I woke up this morning and just starting thinking "Man, I havent seen like 40 pictures of homoerotic statues today. What kind of life am I living?"
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[02:11:30] <JackTLadd> So catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, catch the fishie, Howww?
[02:11:30] <JackTLadd> nab him! jab him! tab him! grag him! catch that fishie now!
[02:12:01] * Admiral_Ackmin scatters
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[14:39:12] <blackhole> well, i was almost eaten by a grua if that counts
[14:39:27] <blackhole> but i guess i should add grua means crane
[14:39:35] <.selatos> the bird or the construction vehicle
[14:40:01] <blackhole> construction
[14:40:08] <blackhole> i always preemptively hide from birds
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[21:23:43] <Cherokee> In addition to wooden shoes, the Netherlands is also famous for their wooden socks.
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<Minty_Cream> : clearly
<Minty_Cream> : anyone can post about books in general talk
<Minty_Cream> : AND THEY CAME EN MASSE
<Minty_Cream> : if you build it they will come, indeed
<Sadatsu> : I knew a girl who came in Mass once. It was....awkward.
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[16:38:42] <Mikel> People seem to get pissed when you blow up a planet with a death star, for some reason.
[16:40:24] <Tarrok> Not the people on the planet you've blown up.
[16:40:33] <Tarrok> I think the solution is evident.
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[17:14:57] <blackhole> so i'm sort of a wifi hooker now
[17:15:04] * Cherokee shakes his head
[17:15:44] <blackhole> yeah cher, i have a hairy man sat on my lap now
[17:15:49] <blackhole> it's the price so i can use his wifi
[17:16:05] <blackhole> both my arms are surounding his torso in order to type
[17:16:15] * Cherokee wishes it was him
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<Keir> I have enough terrorists and their families on my cellphone that I'm sure I'm on a watchlist myself somewhere.
<Dante> Impressive, though I'm not sure why you would want to have terrorists in your contacts.
<Daktal> I bet it impresses girls.
<Lisa_Dent> "Hey baby what's your number, I'll put it right beneath Muqtada al-Sadr. Yeah, we club, s'cool."
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[13:18] <Light> oh, and don't handle jalapeno peppers then touch your asshole.
[13:19] <Crog> why
[13:19] <Light> it hurts
[13:19] <Crog> why
[13:19] <Squall_Chitose> BURNS SO BAD
[13:19] <Teyacapan> yes, don't handle peppers with your asshole
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[13:17:21] <DA> hmm, sure, ill call a doctor if i have an erection lasting longer than four hours... to brag
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[01:55:59] <Squall_Chitose> I'd be like "Hey 16 year old slut, you want an A? You gotta earn it"
[01:56:08] <Squall_Chitose> thats why they won't let me be a teacher.
[01:56:12] <Selatos> "... by getting all of the answers correct on this test."
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[10:31:33] <Cherokee> I've eaten 14 boxes of Thin Mints...
[10:31:39] <Cherokee> but I haven't gotten any thinner :(
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[12:59:02] <@Minty_Cream> oh hey, my godswood is bleeding
[13:00:15] <Azarin> You might want to get a doctor to look at that
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[00:48:05] <Hunter> now mass effect, that's a game
[00:48:09] <ArchonZei> ^
[00:48:10] <Light> It sure is. A game.
[00:48:42] <Kevin> Now SWC, that's an online community
[00:48:49] <Light> I.. suppose you're right
[00:48:52] <T`losk|Away> There's a community?
[00:49:11] <ArchonZei> We aren't a community!
[00:49:15] <ArchonZei> We're a mob.
[00:49:17] <Hunter> we're a mob
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[23:16:55] <Wool> just dropped my container with all the cashews in it
[23:17:06] <Wool> now I've got bits and pieces of cashews all over the floor :(
[23:17:09] <Keir> for the last fucking time, pick your nuts up off the ground
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[04:19:28] <Guinar> Claim you have to visit South Dakota on a matter of national security?
[04:19:32] <Light> haha
[04:19:39] <Light> Who visits SD?!
[04:19:43] <Light> especially for national security!
[04:19:45] <Cherokee> Only the dutch.
[04:19:49] <Guinar> Indeed.
[04:20:01] <Guinar> When they're not frothing at the mouth.
[04:20:12] <Cherokee> They're so impressed that we have land above sea level that we don't want to live on, that they just have to see what's wrong with it for themselves.
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[01:30:04] <Wool> And one morning I woke up with so much blood in my mouth I thought I went down on a vampire.
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[03:44] <Bryce> so....tell me about your character?
[03:44] <tycho> im sexy
[03:45] <Bryce> ok...tell me things that my character would know by meeting you.
[03:45] <tycho> im sexy
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[16:31] <Eldrwyn_D`Auvergne> big sadness face, engage
[16:31] <Eldrwyn_D`Auvergne> >: OOOOOO(
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[19:07:24] <Cherokee> 7:30 WHY SO LATE FINAL
[19:07:33] <Syn> no clue
[19:07:40] <Syn> it's scheduled for 8pm for some reason
[19:07:43] <Syn> I miss raid for it ]:
[19:07:43] <Syn> so rude
[19:07:57] <Cherokee> you like only one invited, and its in professor's office and he gave you key and you find candles lit and rose petals
[19:08:04] <Syn> hahaha
[19:08:06] <Syn> creepy
[19:08:09] <Cherokee> totally
[19:08:14] <Cherokee> that only happen to me once
[19:08:20] <Cherokee> easiest A i ever got
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[09:12:26] <Loki|starkphone> Penis you die of exhaustion or something
[09:12:27] <Loki|starkphone> ..
[09:12:31] <Loki|starkphone> Or if*
[09:13:01] <Loki|starkphone> I don't have toilette syndrome
[09:13:07] <Loki|starkphone> Yeah my phone don't know that word
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[17:18:07] <swcdiscord1> <Ho Ho Honest Jic> listen, I'm not going to drive across america to go to my godmothers house just whip out my dick in front of her dog for scale
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[23:07:47] <Keth> beating the emu sounds like it would be australian slang for jacking off
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[17:44:06] * Cherokee[p] puts on his dress uniform and goes to the bingo hall
[17:44:36] <Cherokee[p]> I'm so lonely
[17:44:39] * Cherokee[p] sniffs
[17:44:46] * Cherokee[p] dabs as numbers are called
[17:44:58] <syn> You could hire Jackson for company
[17:45:11] <syn> He'd look a dashing trophy wife on your arm
[17:45:19] <Cherokee[p]> Tempting.
[17:45:37] <tgr316> I dont wear underwear. That way, you can tell when I poo
[17:45:43] <syn> I rescind my remark.
[17:45:55] <Cherokee[p]> Not as tempting any longer.
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[13:29:59] <Kast_Derrnon> Like they say in the hood... you best protect ya turf, smurf.
[13:30:43] <Chin> somehow that doesn't sound really like a tough guy line
[13:31:06] <Kast_Derrnon> Well then, obviously you nothing of urban culture.
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[20:01:45] <@Mikel> I put peanut butter on my brown sugar
[20:01:56] <@Mikel> but her name is Sholonda
[20:02:01] <Kilian> Oh my
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[23:02] <Clarr> I do, but first admit you're talking out of your ass
[23:02] <Clarr> go on, I'm waiting
[23:02] <Bane> Is that physically possible?
[23:03] <Keir> I admit that I am talking out of my ass, though it seems my ass has outwitted you
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[18:27:39] <%blackhole> that was some nice interracial homoerotic historical dream
[18:29:30] <DK> stop dreaming with hutts
[18:31:15] <%blackhole> it did take place in butt space
[18:33:13] <DK> :O
[18:33:19] <DK> Nal Butta?
[18:42:08] <%blackhole> 55 days at Nal Butta
[18:42:39] <%blackhole> it was a strange setting for a dream... i'm not even sure if i ever finished watching that (at pekin) movie
[18:42:59] <%blackhole> peking*
[18:50:08] <%blackhole> so anyway, the awkward moment was when i was exploring a black soldier's body for leechs in an oriental sauna in the middle of a desert town
[18:50:30] <Keth> well did you find any
[18:56:01] <%blackhole> yea! \o/
[18:56:23] <%blackhole> and i pretty much woke up there, which was sad
[18:56:31] <%blackhole> it was being a great adventure before the leeches check up
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[23:17:22] <Ten> voldemort would've had a lot fewer problems if he wasn't such an asshole #SoRelatable
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[15:22:05] <Dac> oh I cant type but if you like that better then smootciekins we can run with it
[15:23:42] * Quits: Dac (Dac@swc-irc.5af.m34.j8fubj.IP) (Connection closed)
[15:23:54] <.Loki|starkphone> Dad I will definitely take the pet name loke over smoochiekins

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