<Luke_Whitelock> you said park not me
<Loki> If I can drive 2 hours you can walk 10 minutes.
<Luke_Whitelock> I can't go into town that why I said here
<Loki> ..Why not?
<Squall_Chitose> Your mommy won't let you leave?
<Varlathotep> Because his family that surprised him is there!
<Varlathotep> Pay attention Loki!
<Ten> gps anklet tracker
<Luke_Whitelock> last time I did I was close to being hit by a truck
<Ten> and there was a black cat
<Ten> and it rained
<Luke_Whitelock> they were on the side walk
<Loki> oh no now you can never go on the sidewalk again
<Luke_Whitelock> yes so I can't go into town
<Loki> not ever again
<Loki> you're stuck inside forever
<Ten> he can go in the yard
<Ten> no trucks there
<Varlathotep> You never know.
<Varlathotep> Those fire engines are wild man.
<Loki> man its a good thing you live in the middle of nowhere so you can hide from all of the scary things in the world like people and cars and sunlight
<Loki> and very small rocks
<Luke_Whitelock> just because you like to be hit by cars don't mean I want to
<Loki> I have eyes, so like, usually I look at the street to make sure I'm not stepping in front of one
<Loki> maybe you should try that
<Loki> life advice right here, cars are not ants, you can actually see them coming
<Luke_Whitelock> I don't walk on the road loki
<Loki> You dont walk at all from the sounds of it
<Squall_Chitose> Dude, even chickens cross the road.
<Keir|MST3K> If you get shot in Iraq, promise me you'll scream either "Fucking camping bitch!" or "omg, he rolled a natural 20!" ?
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<Cherokee> Get out.
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<Cherokee> I didn't mean all of them, just Squall.
<Crog> now make sound when you pooping , like TATATATATATa
<Cherokee> ARE YOUR LEGS STILL TIRED SYN
<Italian_Stallion_Loki> OH MY YES
<Cherokee> WHY YOU YELLING
<Italian_Stallion_Loki> YOU STARTED IT
<Cherokee> YES BECAUSE YOU HAVE BAD INTERNET CONNECTION , WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU HEAR ME
<Loki> I dont know
<ETJ> How fast can you talk german.
<ETJ> We did it out of order.
<ETJ> Try again.
<ETJ> How fast can you talk german.
<Loki> yeah but they go bad so quickly
<ETJ> You're out of phase.
<ETJ> Your time machine broke
<ETJ> Lets do this again
<Loki> write that down for a few days from now
<ETJ> How fast can you talk german.
<Loki> I dont know
<dot> Captcha read "How are you" and I typed good >_<
<Cherokee> if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly , id be broke because im perfect, lol later losers
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<Arjuna> Genital jousting is on sale, and my grandma gave me a card for christmas with steam wallet money
<Arjuna> I... think she just bought me this game....
<Chermobyl> Don't spray like an anal.
<Selatos> you're basically a nighttime prowler though
<Minty_Cream> don't spray like an anal either though
<blackhole> please, spray like an anal
<Loki-> Fuck you all for making me laugh in a dead silent room filled with people
<Chermobyl> You can't handle the poop
<Minty_Cream> keep us updated as the situation develops
<Adam_Zad> "While skin and race are often synonymous, skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad."
<Keth> So you're saying that there are currently no laws in elysia?
<Loki|Arrow> well it's called elysia for a reason, of course there are no laws
<Dagaro> But it has a King?
<Loki|Arrow> i didn't vote for him
<Dagaro> He was chosen by the Lady of the Maw
<Rev[a]n> Some fancy tart throwing swords out a blackhole is no basis for a government
<Altair> and grammatically its good nuff?
<@Ten> depends on what you consider good enough
<Altair> I spelled enough as nuff.
<blackhole> why do i know how to spell cthulhu and not jirafee?
<Jerev> Million Man March!
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<Jerev> How come everytime I say something, someone leaves?
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<Keir> The most trusted name in violence is now the most trusted name in banking! Eidola investments offers you a guaranteed 400% profit on your investments through one of our dedicated branch managers. Speak to us today, to ensure a brighter future!
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<Person_in_Crowd> "Hey, these guys look legit!"
<Cherokee> i bit myself in a retarded way now there is a piece of meat hanging from my mouth
<Quetzalxochitl> 17. The idea of verbally dominating/humiliating (name calling, dictating orders, etc.) during sexual activity is exciting to me
<Quetzalxochitl> sure, but I always hit a writer's block after the first "you like it, slut"
<Quetzalxochitl> GIMME ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP
<Jevon> You kno\, uyjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS
<Jevon> tHE CAT SAYS HI, APPARENTLY
<Laz|away> and by the way, what prompted this war in the first place?
<Keir> Frezt's refusal to sign a treaty and grant Eidola one planet in Kathol space
<Laz|away> and what did you need a planet in Kathol space for?
<Keir> raising tauntauns
<Laz|away> wouldn't one normally do that on Hoth.....in Churba?
<Keir> We capture them in Hoth, and raise them in Kathol
<Laz|away> and what happened to that story of a bridge between your territories?
<Keir> lies concocted by our enemies to discredit us
<Keir> we are simple tauntaun farmers
<Kevin> How cold does it generally get there in the winter?
<Skye_Varn> -20 to -30 up here
<Skye_Varn> -35 if you're really lucky
<Kevin> I used to live in New York, and it would easily get to single digits F with no wind chill during the winter
<Ten> we're not talking F!
<Skye_Varn> We're talking C
<Ten> so you can F off
<Ten> I just realized something strange
<DvD> You DONT have a vachina?
<Ten> I don't know what a vachina is
<Ten> so, probably not that
<Ten> no, I just woke up to the realization that I've been talking out loud to my computer in a transformers voice
<Ten> where did everyone go?!
<Light> I went to poop
<dorothy> I was smoking
<Ten> for a moment it was like my fourth birthday all over again
<Ten> we were playing hide and seek, my family, class mates, house staff
<Ten> I was it
<Ten> when I finished counting to ten, everyone was gone
<@Dac_Kain> I paid for a bribe once, 7 days later I got a mail order russian lady at my door. Boy do I need glasses
<Selatos> D: doctor's office was uncomfortable, but productive i suppose
<Selatos> two words: prostate exam
<Selatos> maybe three, surprise prostate exam
<Loki> home is where you fully understand how the shower works
<Kez> home is where everyone vacates because you don't properly shower and bathe yourself
<Loki> That's most rooms, isn't it? Or do I just live everywhere
<Kez> You may be homeless.
<Kez> this bot is like the greatest relevent fox provider I've ever seen
<Lokitty> How many relevant fox providers have you seen, kez?
<Lokitty> Because I feel that might be a low bar
<Kez> I drink to forget the former fox providers
<Kez> Highly let down by the misleading Fox News
<Kez> barely provides any foxes!
<Lokitty> Ah that was your first mistake, expecting fox news to provide you with foxes, or news
<blackhole> good. cat's back, i can poop again
<Squall_Chitose> was he hogging the litter box?
<blackhole> i heard so many wonderful stories about everywhere-butspain conn
<blackhole> ah nm hehe
<Light> That's pretty much my favorite part of SWC. Something completely insignificant and random occurs and e-people start psychologically profiling you.
<Pozz> it's phrases like that that get you branded a corpse-banger
<Sleek> yeah, i agree with the rapist
<Ten> The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware.
<Kivan_Hamner> Twas the night before Christmas and all throughout the house
<Kivan_Hamner> the AC was blowing, cause I live in the South
<.Loki-cell> Typical Jewish
<.Loki-cell> Not Jewish
<.Loki-cell> Accidental racism my bad
<minty_sadness> this is bullshit
<minty_sadness> if you can't launch bottle rockets from someone's anus then what's the fucking point of pledging to a fraternity?
<.selatos> so weird
<.selatos> all of you
<@Loki> NAME ONE TIME
<@Loki> my arms feel like someone is blowing on them with their mouth open
<Thirteen> well, I skipped my chemical romance
<Jenos> Skipping's for girls or boxers. Are you a girl or a boxer?
<Mikel> I wear boxers, does that count?
<Light> Only if you're a girl.
<Thirteen> I dated a girl boxer once
<Light> Like, a female dog?
<Thirteen> no, like a human female that boxes
<Jenos> worked in a warehouse?
<Asa> pretty sure my in character daddy is dead
<@JohnnyFox> Luke thought the same thing.
<Var> I see you're still pretending that your phone adds a period after words, Primun.
<Primun> I turned off all autocorrect shit
<Var> Then how is that period getting in there?!
<Primun> Because the period is right beside the fucjing period button for fucks sake.
<Primun> Hold on
<Squall_Chitose> I only let people in my clan that I like.
<Squall_Chitose> except deric, he got in on sexual talent.
<DA> I give good head
<Varlathotep> It's true, he does.
<Varlathotep> Squall doesn't know this but I was in the closet as Deric gave him head.
<DA> oh yeah
<Varlathotep> I will say it was quite glorious.
<DA> I can suck a garden hose through golfball
<DA> i said that wrong
<Varlathotep> That is some sucking talent
<DA> or did I?
<Varlathotep> If you managed to such a hose through a solid object that is fucking impressive.
<DA> I can't breath right now im laughing so hard
<Varlathotep> Someone has to quote that >.>
<.Loki|starkphone> That's not all that's hard
<blackhole> damn it. i got drunk yesterday and i apparently got a job
<DA> haha pornhub tweeted "Don't try and upload the superbowl game, we don't allow rape"
<Squall_Chitose> I'm disturbed that you follow pornhub on twitter, Deric.
<Squall_Chitose> Disturbed, but not surprised.
<Phryss> I saw a girl today that reminded me of you.
<Phryss> She had these ice packs on her shoulders
<Phryss> And they were being held in place by, like, saran wrap.
<Phryss> And the saran wrap wrapped tightly around her chest so her boobs were all squashed and invisible.
<Phryss> The end.
<Cherokee> I think the reason I was so unpopular at school is I'd not only occasionally crap in my pants, but I'd occasionally crap in other kids' pants too.
<Maw|BUSY-BRB> The other day even in southern Alberta there are hardly any I think I saw 5 two days ago... and -40 for 2 weeks is not "cool" -20 is cool :P
<Cherokee> Your choice in structuring that sentence leads me to make the preliminary diagnosis that you've recently suffered a stroke.
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<Riad_Sertage> I never see any chatting is this a coinsidence or do you have to do something special to view the chat?
<Riad_Sertage> Wait, If I can't see the chat Ican't see your answers... crap
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<Carlisle> Hmm. My best man speech is clocking in at 5 minutes 10 seconds. I think I need to trim some of it.
<Carlisle> Or speed up the delivery.
<Twelve> just remove every single pause
<Carlisle> But those are the spots I breathe.
<Twelve> just do it like they do in those high school debate teams
<Twelve> just one hickup and done
<Carlisle> What, be socially awkward and a minority?
<Cherokee> james bond beat abraham lincoln at the box office
<Cherokee> boy it was a bad week for republicans all around
<Cherokee> steven speilberg's Lincoln is in theaters now
<Cherokee> traditionally, not a good place for him
<.Loki-> Don't be jealous of the golden nightmare
<.Loki-> And my nocturnal assassin
* .Loki- urinates aggressively
<.Loki-> My phone is automatically filling in "aggressively" after I urinate
<Mr_Tel> I'll even dip my balls in marinara sauce just so those bastards can have a taste of home while they're at it!
<Mr_Tel> c'mon guess what movie that's from!
<Shado> The Papa John's training video?
<Jacob_Jansen> Anyone up to the task of writing up some IU history for me?
<King_Tylger> One day Vodo was like "Ohai, Hapes. SSD for your loyalty." Hapes goes "Lolz, k." Then other people thought were like "Free shit!" and joined. The End.
<Pozz_Umgee> if I had a nickel for everytime Ten tried to get me to talk about my penis, I'd have like a buck twenty
<.Syn> That's oddly specific
<Pozz_Umgee> you don't keep track?
<Pozz_Umgee> I'm keeping it in my online rape journal
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