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#226 
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<Chermobyl> Don't spray like an anal.
<Chermobyl> ...
<Selatos> you're basically a nighttime prowler though
<Chermobyl> Animal
<blackhole> haha
<Minty_Cream> don't spray like an anal either though
<blackhole> please, spray like an anal
<Loki-> Fuck you all for making me laugh in a dead silent room filled with people
<Chermobyl> You can't handle the poop
<blackhole> hahaha
<Clark_Kent> Hahaha
<Minty_Cream> keep us updated as the situation develops
<Chermobyl> ...
<Selatos> you're basically a nighttime prowler though
<Chermobyl> Animal
<blackhole> haha
<Minty_Cream> don't spray like an anal either though
<blackhole> please, spray like an anal
<Loki-> Fuck you all for making me laugh in a dead silent room filled with people
<Chermobyl> You can't handle the poop
<blackhole> hahaha
<Clark_Kent> Hahaha
<Minty_Cream> keep us updated as the situation develops
#63
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<Ten> The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware.
#359
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<selatos> new server, yo
* Loki strokes it
<selatos> i only stroke it in private
<selatos> maybe you need to be more discreet
<Loki> this is private! It's just me and two other dudes
<Superman> Did you just assume my gender?
<Loki> sorry what are your preferred pronouns
<Loki> I just kinda went by the "man" part of your name but now I realize that was foolish of me and it could simply be a surname
<Superman> I prefer the guttural sound of man, but my preferred pronouns include 'phi' and 'phur'
<Superman> My preference of the sound of the word man does not denote my gender
* Loki strokes it
<selatos> i only stroke it in private
<selatos> maybe you need to be more discreet
<Loki> this is private! It's just me and two other dudes
<Superman> Did you just assume my gender?
<Loki> sorry what are your preferred pronouns
<Loki> I just kinda went by the "man" part of your name but now I realize that was foolish of me and it could simply be a surname
<Superman> I prefer the guttural sound of man, but my preferred pronouns include 'phi' and 'phur'
<Superman> My preference of the sound of the word man does not denote my gender
#121
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(Kyle Rainer, who recently returned from a multi-year hiatus from SWC..)
<Zhao> I feel like everyone should have me on colored in their address book
<Zhao> Everything I say is super important
* Kyle|Away is now known as Kyle
<Kyle> somehow your ego has grown since I left
<Jevon> Its had a long time to grow
<Loki> I've been a good influence
<Kyle> I mean in the like 40 minutes I was away
<Zhao> I feel like everyone should have me on colored in their address book
<Zhao> Everything I say is super important
* Kyle|Away is now known as Kyle
<Kyle> somehow your ego has grown since I left
<Jevon> Its had a long time to grow
<Loki> I've been a good influence
<Kyle> I mean in the like 40 minutes I was away
#131
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<Selatos> var why are you being emo
<Varfarius> I've got the heart break blues selatos. Sadly, it's not from my girlfriend.
<Varfarius> Is it bad I feel more betrayed by a server than my own girlfriend when she won't put out?!
<Selatos> if your server isn't putting out, i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems, but a misconfig ain't one
<Varfarius> I've got the heart break blues selatos. Sadly, it's not from my girlfriend.
<Varfarius> Is it bad I feel more betrayed by a server than my own girlfriend when she won't put out?!
<Selatos> if your server isn't putting out, i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems, but a misconfig ain't one
#166
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<mikel> What is the difference between a woman and a man
<mikel> er
<mikel> What is the difference between a wombat and a man
<Thor> ...
<mikel> er
<mikel> What is the difference between a wombat and a man
<Thor> ...
#426
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<.selatos> so weird
<.selatos> all of you
<@Loki> NAME ONE TIME
<@Loki> my arms feel like someone is blowing on them with their mouth open
<.selatos> all of you
<@Loki> NAME ONE TIME
<@Loki> my arms feel like someone is blowing on them with their mouth open
#45
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<Kevin> Man, weekends are pretty popular for piracy, huh?
<Kevin> Demonoid and TPB seem to both be overloaded
<Arthur> IC Piracy or bittorrent piracy?
<Arthur> oh
<Kevin> I think we all engage in some boat theft over the weekend, that's a given
<Kevin> Demonoid and TPB seem to both be overloaded
<Arthur> IC Piracy or bittorrent piracy?
<Arthur> oh
<Kevin> I think we all engage in some boat theft over the weekend, that's a given
#46
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<£> Humph.
<£> I was expecting a picture of your nipple.
<£> You disappoint me.
<Ayatollah_Khomo> Do you want one?
<Mikel> I have one
<Ayatollah_Khomo> I have one somewhere
<£> You should have two.
<£> And the location is pretty standard across all models.
<£> I was expecting a picture of your nipple.
<£> You disappoint me.
<Ayatollah_Khomo> Do you want one?
<Mikel> I have one
<Ayatollah_Khomo> I have one somewhere
<£> You should have two.
<£> And the location is pretty standard across all models.
#55
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* Riad_Sertage (~chatzilla@SWC-IRC.113BB7FF48F335.SWC) has joined #Help
<Riad_Sertage> I never see any chatting is this a coinsidence or do you have to do something special to view the chat?
<Riad_Sertage> Wait, If I can't see the chat Ican't see your answers... crap
* Riad_Sertage (~chatzilla@SWC-IRC.113BB7FF48F335.SWC) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.2/20090729225027])
<Riad_Sertage> I never see any chatting is this a coinsidence or do you have to do something special to view the chat?
<Riad_Sertage> Wait, If I can't see the chat Ican't see your answers... crap
* Riad_Sertage (~chatzilla@SWC-IRC.113BB7FF48F335.SWC) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.2/20090729225027])
#61
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* Squall_Chitose (~jedimaste@SWC-IRC.2930AC62555A87.SWC) has joined #swc-members
<Cherokee> No.
<Cherokee> Get out.
* Rick_Unnis (Rick_Unnis@SWC-IRC.28D46D33E3A7E2.SWC) Quit (Quit: )
* Squall_Chitose (~jedimaste@SWC-IRC.2930AC62555A87.SWC) Quit (Quit: * Goran_Skirata is now away - Reason : Squall has an unhealthy and disconcerting interest in me)
* Vussek_Kaos (~vussek@SWC-IRC.E4B5D168BCDB9.SWC) Quit (Quit: <.Gavin> somewhere there is a 1 armed man who is beatin off with one hand, and using his nose to type and surf the sites)
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<Cherokee> I didn't mean all of them, just Squall.
<Cherokee> No.
<Cherokee> Get out.
* Rick_Unnis (Rick_Unnis@SWC-IRC.28D46D33E3A7E2.SWC) Quit (Quit: )
* Squall_Chitose (~jedimaste@SWC-IRC.2930AC62555A87.SWC) Quit (Quit: * Goran_Skirata is now away - Reason : Squall has an unhealthy and disconcerting interest in me)
* Vussek_Kaos (~vussek@SWC-IRC.E4B5D168BCDB9.SWC) Quit (Quit: <.Gavin> somewhere there is a 1 armed man who is beatin off with one hand, and using his nose to type and surf the sites)
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<Cherokee> I didn't mean all of them, just Squall.
#95
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<&Zhao> Morning Vey
<&Jesfa> , the australian said aloud.
<&Zhao> ...stop narrating my life!
<&Jesfa> , he mumbled angrily under his breath.
<&Zhao> .......
<&Jesfa> The australian, so stupid as he was, was incapable of forming words.
<&Jesfa> , the australian said aloud.
<&Zhao> ...stop narrating my life!
<&Jesfa> , he mumbled angrily under his breath.
<&Zhao> .......
<&Jesfa> The australian, so stupid as he was, was incapable of forming words.
#129
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<Selatos> D: doctor's office was uncomfortable, but productive i suppose
<Selatos> two words: prostate exam
<Selatos> maybe three, surprise prostate exam
<Selatos> two words: prostate exam
<Selatos> maybe three, surprise prostate exam
#169
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<minty_sadness> this is bullshit
<minty_sadness> if you can't launch bottle rockets from someone's anus then what's the fucking point of pledging to a fraternity?
<minty_sadness> if you can't launch bottle rockets from someone's anus then what's the fucking point of pledging to a fraternity?
#10
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<Keir|MST3K> Squall
<Squall_Chitose> yes?
<Keir|MST3K> If you get shot in Iraq, promise me you'll scream either "Fucking camping bitch!" or "omg, he rolled a natural 20!" ?
<Squall_Chitose> yes?
<Keir|MST3K> If you get shot in Iraq, promise me you'll scream either "Fucking camping bitch!" or "omg, he rolled a natural 20!" ?
#36
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<Bresarr_The_Hutt> Your character is not in the physical condition to perform any actions.
<Bresarr_The_Hutt> Son of a bitch...the combine just called me fat...
<Orphaea_Imperium> you're not fat, you're big flubbed
<Light> You're not fat, you're ugly.
<Bresarr_The_Hutt> Well...next time I think about slitting my wrists, I'm coming here to get the extra morale boost
<Bresarr_The_Hutt> Son of a bitch...the combine just called me fat...
<Orphaea_Imperium> you're not fat, you're big flubbed
<Light> You're not fat, you're ugly.
<Bresarr_The_Hutt> Well...next time I think about slitting my wrists, I'm coming here to get the extra morale boost
#295
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<Keth> So you're saying that there are currently no laws in elysia?
<Loki|Arrow> well it's called elysia for a reason, of course there are no laws
<Dagaro> But it has a King?
<Loki|Arrow> i didn't vote for him
<Dagaro> He was chosen by the Lady of the Maw
<Rev[a]n> Some fancy tart throwing swords out a blackhole is no basis for a government
<Loki|Arrow> well it's called elysia for a reason, of course there are no laws
<Dagaro> But it has a King?
<Loki|Arrow> i didn't vote for him
<Dagaro> He was chosen by the Lady of the Maw
<Rev[a]n> Some fancy tart throwing swords out a blackhole is no basis for a government
#51
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<Mikel> I wear boxer-briefs so you can see the outline of my massive package
<Jenos> Mikel, you're a postman?
<Thirteen> the spare socks?
<Thirteen> it was a good idea, but really, four socks?
<Mikel> The best 4 inches you've ever seen, baby
<Mikel> I mean... more than that?
<Jenos> Mikel, you're a postman?
<Thirteen> the spare socks?
<Thirteen> it was a good idea, but really, four socks?
<Mikel> The best 4 inches you've ever seen, baby
<Mikel> I mean... more than that?
#89
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<Cherokee> i bit myself in a retarded way now there is a piece of meat hanging from my mouth
#190
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<Luke_Whitelock> you said park not me
<Loki> If I can drive 2 hours you can walk 10 minutes.
<Luke_Whitelock> I can't go into town that why I said here
<Loki> ..Why not?
<Squall_Chitose> Your mommy won't let you leave?
<Varlathotep> Because his family that surprised him is there!
<Varlathotep> Pay attention Loki!
<Ten> gps anklet tracker
<Luke_Whitelock> last time I did I was close to being hit by a truck
<Ten> ...
<Loki> hahah
<Ten> and there was a black cat
<Ten> and it rained
<Luke_Whitelock> they were on the side walk
<Loki> oh no now you can never go on the sidewalk again
<Luke_Whitelock> yes so I can't go into town
<Loki> not ever again
<Loki> you're stuck inside forever
<Luke_Whitelock> yes
<Ten> he can go in the yard
<Ten> no trucks there
<Varlathotep> You never know.
<Varlathotep> Those fire engines are wild man.
<Loki> man its a good thing you live in the middle of nowhere so you can hide from all of the scary things in the world like people and cars and sunlight
<Loki> and very small rocks
<Luke_Whitelock> just because you like to be hit by cars don't mean I want to
<Loki> I have eyes, so like, usually I look at the street to make sure I'm not stepping in front of one
<Loki> maybe you should try that
<Loki> life advice right here, cars are not ants, you can actually see them coming
<Luke_Whitelock> I don't walk on the road loki
<Loki> You dont walk at all from the sounds of it
<Squall_Chitose> Dude, even chickens cross the road.
<Loki> If I can drive 2 hours you can walk 10 minutes.
<Luke_Whitelock> I can't go into town that why I said here
<Loki> ..Why not?
<Squall_Chitose> Your mommy won't let you leave?
<Varlathotep> Because his family that surprised him is there!
<Varlathotep> Pay attention Loki!
<Ten> gps anklet tracker
<Luke_Whitelock> last time I did I was close to being hit by a truck
<Ten> ...
<Loki> hahah
<Ten> and there was a black cat
<Ten> and it rained
<Luke_Whitelock> they were on the side walk
<Loki> oh no now you can never go on the sidewalk again
<Luke_Whitelock> yes so I can't go into town
<Loki> not ever again
<Loki> you're stuck inside forever
<Luke_Whitelock> yes
<Ten> he can go in the yard
<Ten> no trucks there
<Varlathotep> You never know.
<Varlathotep> Those fire engines are wild man.
<Loki> man its a good thing you live in the middle of nowhere so you can hide from all of the scary things in the world like people and cars and sunlight
<Loki> and very small rocks
<Luke_Whitelock> just because you like to be hit by cars don't mean I want to
<Loki> I have eyes, so like, usually I look at the street to make sure I'm not stepping in front of one
<Loki> maybe you should try that
<Loki> life advice right here, cars are not ants, you can actually see them coming
<Luke_Whitelock> I don't walk on the road loki
<Loki> You dont walk at all from the sounds of it
<Squall_Chitose> Dude, even chickens cross the road.
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<Ten> I just realized something strange
<DvD> You DONT have a vachina?
<Ten> I don't know what a vachina is
<Ten> so, probably not that
<Ten> no, I just woke up to the realization that I've been talking out loud to my computer in a transformers voice
<Ten> where did everyone go?!
<Light> I went to poop
<dorothy> I was smoking
<Ten> phew
<Ten> for a moment it was like my fourth birthday all over again
<dorothy> lol
<DvD> lol
<Ten> we were playing hide and seek, my family, class mates, house staff
<Ten> I was it
<Ten> when I finished counting to ten, everyone was gone
<DvD> You DONT have a vachina?
<Ten> I don't know what a vachina is
<Ten> so, probably not that
<Ten> no, I just woke up to the realization that I've been talking out loud to my computer in a transformers voice
<Ten> where did everyone go?!
<Light> I went to poop
<dorothy> I was smoking
<Ten> phew
<Ten> for a moment it was like my fourth birthday all over again
<dorothy> lol
<DvD> lol
<Ten> we were playing hide and seek, my family, class mates, house staff
<Ten> I was it
<Ten> when I finished counting to ten, everyone was gone
#80
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<@Dac_Kain> I paid for a bribe once, 7 days later I got a mail order russian lady at my door. Boy do I need glasses
#350
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<@Thirteen> what about dre?
<Kilian_Delmarco> People act like they forgot about dre.
<PRE_Kynnovan> Who is Dre?
<@Thirteen> motherfucker, acting like you forgot about dre
<Kilian_Delmarco> Shame.
<@Thirteen> he's still the same OG, he's just been low key!
<PRE_Kynnovan> Well, in my defense I've only been around for 10 months
<Kilian_Delmarco> People act like they forgot about dre.
<PRE_Kynnovan> Who is Dre?
<@Thirteen> motherfucker, acting like you forgot about dre
<Kilian_Delmarco> Shame.
<@Thirteen> he's still the same OG, he's just been low key!
<PRE_Kynnovan> Well, in my defense I've only been around for 10 months
#97
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<Quetzalxochitl> 17. The idea of verbally dominating/humiliating (name calling, dictating orders, etc.) during sexual activity is exciting to me
<Quetzalxochitl> sure, but I always hit a writer's block after the first "you like it, slut"
<Quetzalxochitl> GIMME ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP
<Quetzalxochitl> sure, but I always hit a writer's block after the first "you like it, slut"
<Quetzalxochitl> GIMME ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP
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<Jerev> Million Man March!
* Nalah (Nalah@SWC-IRC.454356B93E278.SWC) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Jerev> How come everytime I say something, someone leaves?
* Ed|uni (~Ed@SWC-IRC.AFDE1B3B8D90.SWC) Quit (Quit: ~ <RobertDerr> Az, I'm going to try to dock in you | Can't beat a good whack :P ~)
<Jerev> Owned!
* Cherokee (~tcherokee@SWC-IRC.BE173B7E3EF991.SWC) Quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Jerev> Dammit!!
* Nalah (Nalah@SWC-IRC.454356B93E278.SWC) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Jerev> How come everytime I say something, someone leaves?
* Ed|uni (~Ed@SWC-IRC.AFDE1B3B8D90.SWC) Quit (Quit: ~ <RobertDerr> Az, I'm going to try to dock in you |
<Jerev> Owned!
* Cherokee (~tcherokee@SWC-IRC.BE173B7E3EF991.SWC) Quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Jerev> Dammit!!
#40
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<Kevin> How cold does it generally get there in the winter?
<Skye_Varn> -20 to -30 up here
<Skye_Varn> -35 if you're really lucky
<Kevin> I used to live in New York, and it would easily get to single digits F with no wind chill during the winter
<Ten> we're not talking F!
<Kevin> So?
<Skye_Varn> We're talking C
<Ten> so you can F off
<Skye_Varn> -20 to -30 up here
<Skye_Varn> -35 if you're really lucky
<Kevin> I used to live in New York, and it would easily get to single digits F with no wind chill during the winter
<Ten> we're not talking F!
<Kevin> So?
<Skye_Varn> We're talking C
<Ten> so you can F off
#77
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* Veynom is Sim Master.
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Veynom
<Veynom> Holy shit, 1616 emails, what did you do guys !!!
<Kyle> um there is an email from orion you should look at Vey
<Togan> it's hidden within those 1616 mails
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Veynom
<Veynom> Holy shit, 1616 emails, what did you do guys !!!
<Kyle> um there is an email from orion you should look at Vey
<Togan> it's hidden within those 1616 mails
#98
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<blackhole> why do i know how to spell cthulhu and not jirafee?
#385
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<.Loki-cell> Typical Jewish
<.Loki-cell> Jedi
<.Loki-cell> Not Jewish
<.Loki-cell> Accidental racism my bad
<.Loki-cell> Jedi
<.Loki-cell> Not Jewish
<.Loki-cell> Accidental racism my bad
#132
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<Cherokee> if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly , id be broke because im perfect, lol later losers
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<Loki> home is where you fully understand how the shower works
<Kez> home is where everyone vacates because you don't properly shower and bathe yourself
<Loki> That's most rooms, isn't it? Or do I just live everywhere
<Kez> You may be homeless.
<Kez> home is where everyone vacates because you don't properly shower and bathe yourself
<Loki> That's most rooms, isn't it? Or do I just live everywhere
<Kez> You may be homeless.
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<Talor> Awesome, I still has 20x8,8%x0,33cl beer left
<Cherokee[w]> Why does your beer have coordinates?
<Cherokee[w]> Why does your beer have coordinates?
#382
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<Kivan_Hamner> Twas the night before Christmas and all throughout the house
<Kivan_Hamner> the AC was blowing, cause I live in the South
<Kivan_Hamner> the AC was blowing, cause I live in the South
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<@Klinger> It took me half the day to get those RM's back to that person :P
<.selatos> not bad
<@Klinger> It would have taken me less if I knew I could just spawn them :P
<@Baugrems> What were you doing? Mining for it
<@Baugrems> ??
<@Sidway> He purchased them from DEEPCORE
<@Sidway> And then flew them all the way back in his hyper 10 Acclamator
<.selatos> not bad
<@Klinger> It would have taken me less if I knew I could just spawn them :P
<@Baugrems> What were you doing? Mining for it
<@Baugrems> ??
<@Sidway> He purchased them from DEEPCORE
<@Sidway> And then flew them all the way back in his hyper 10 Acclamator
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<Adam_Zad> "While skin and race are often synonymous, skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad."
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<Maw|BUSY-BRB> The other day even in southern Alberta there are hardly any I think I saw 5 two days ago... and -40 for 2 weeks is not "cool" -20 is cool :P
<Cherokee> Your choice in structuring that sentence leads me to make the preliminary diagnosis that you've recently suffered a stroke.
<Cherokee> Your choice in structuring that sentence leads me to make the preliminary diagnosis that you've recently suffered a stroke.
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<Carlisle> Hmm. My best man speech is clocking in at 5 minutes 10 seconds. I think I need to trim some of it.
<Carlisle> Or speed up the delivery.
<Twelve> just remove every single pause
<Carlisle> But those are the spots I breathe.
<Twelve> ugh
<Twelve> just do it like they do in those high school debate teams
<Twelve> just one hickup and done
<Carlisle> What, be socially awkward and a minority?
<Carlisle> oh
<Carlisle> Or speed up the delivery.
<Twelve> just remove every single pause
<Carlisle> But those are the spots I breathe.
<Twelve> ugh
<Twelve> just do it like they do in those high school debate teams
<Twelve> just one hickup and done
<Carlisle> What, be socially awkward and a minority?
<Carlisle> oh
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<Asa> pretty sure my in character daddy is dead
<@JohnnyFox> Luke thought the same thing.
<@JohnnyFox> Luke thought the same thing.
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* Castur (elm@swc-irc.6jd.9ga.crg6t2.IP) has joined #swc-members
<Castur> Hey cuties
* Torryn makes out with Casturs leg
* Var makes out with Castur
<Koras> Get a room
* Torryn bets Castur feels lucky
<Castur> Yeah I wasn't really expecting that kind of response to be completely honest.
<Castur> Hey cuties
* Torryn makes out with Casturs leg
* Var makes out with Castur
<Koras> Get a room
* Torryn bets Castur feels lucky
<Castur> Yeah I wasn't really expecting that kind of response to be completely honest.
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<Thresk> Guys
<Thresk> Save ne
<Thresk> Me
<Thresk> Save me
<Thresk> Guys make me feel better
<Twelve> if guys make you feel better then you should just go find some guys..
<Thresk> Save ne
<Thresk> Me
<Thresk> Save me
<Thresk> Guys make me feel better
<Twelve> if guys make you feel better then you should just go find some guys..
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<DA> haha pornhub tweeted "Don't try and upload the superbowl game, we don't allow rape"
<Azarin> Ahahahaha
<@Superman> haha
<Squall_Chitose> I'm disturbed that you follow pornhub on twitter, Deric.
<Squall_Chitose> Disturbed, but not surprised.
<Azarin> Ahahahaha
<@Superman> haha
<Squall_Chitose> I'm disturbed that you follow pornhub on twitter, Deric.
<Squall_Chitose> Disturbed, but not surprised.
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<Mikel> Tomas I ordered one of those keychain things that's made from the skin of a southwest 737
<Mikel> Still waiting on my syn skin version
<Loki> wait that doesn't grow back
<Mikel> It's ok they just bolt a new section on
<Mikel> Wait did you mean your skin
<Mikel> ...it's ok they just bolt a new section on
<Loki> :(
<Mikel> Still waiting on my syn skin version
<Loki> wait that doesn't grow back
<Mikel> It's ok they just bolt a new section on
<Mikel> Wait did you mean your skin
<Mikel> ...it's ok they just bolt a new section on
<Loki> :(
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<blackhole> good. cat's back, i can poop again
<Squall_Chitose> was he hogging the litter box?
<Squall_Chitose> was he hogging the litter box?
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<Mr_Tel> I'll even dip my balls in marinara sauce just so those bastards can have a taste of home while they're at it!
<Asa> ...
<Mr_Tel> c'mon guess what movie that's from!
<Shado> The Papa John's training video?
<Asa> ...
<Mr_Tel> c'mon guess what movie that's from!
<Shado> The Papa John's training video?
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<Squall_Chitose> I only let people in my clan that I like.
<Squall_Chitose> :D
<Squall_Chitose> except deric, he got in on sexual talent.
<DA> I give good head
<Varlathotep> It's true, he does.
<Varlathotep> Squall doesn't know this but I was in the closet as Deric gave him head.
<DA> oh yeah
<Varlathotep> I will say it was quite glorious.
<DA> I can suck a garden hose through golfball
<DA> wait
<DA> i said that wrong
<Varlathotep> ...
<Uli> LOL
<Varlathotep> That is some sucking talent
<DA> or did I?
<Uli> I...
<Samantha_Umbra> :o
<Varlathotep> If you managed to such a hose through a solid object that is fucking impressive.
<DA> I can't breath right now im laughing so hard
<Varlathotep> Someone has to quote that >.>
<.Loki|starkphone> That's not all that's hard
<Squall_Chitose> :D
<Squall_Chitose> except deric, he got in on sexual talent.
<DA> I give good head
<Varlathotep> It's true, he does.
<Varlathotep> Squall doesn't know this but I was in the closet as Deric gave him head.
<DA> oh yeah
<Varlathotep> I will say it was quite glorious.
<DA> I can suck a garden hose through golfball
<DA> wait
<DA> i said that wrong
<Varlathotep> ...
<Uli> LOL
<Varlathotep> That is some sucking talent
<DA> or did I?
<Uli> I...
<Samantha_Umbra> :o
<Varlathotep> If you managed to such a hose through a solid object that is fucking impressive.
<DA> I can't breath right now im laughing so hard
<Varlathotep> Someone has to quote that >.>
<.Loki|starkphone> That's not all that's hard
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<blackhole> i heard so many wonderful stories about everywhere-butspain conn
<blackhole> buttspain
<blackhole> ah nm hehe
<blackhole> buttspain
<blackhole> ah nm hehe
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<blackhole> well, i was almost eaten by a grua if that counts
<blackhole> but i guess i should add grua means crane
<.selatos> the bird or the construction vehicle
<blackhole> construction
<blackhole> i always preemptively hide from birds
<blackhole> but i guess i should add grua means crane
<.selatos> the bird or the construction vehicle
<blackhole> construction
<blackhole> i always preemptively hide from birds
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<Thirteen> well, I skipped my chemical romance
<Jenos> Skipping's for girls or boxers. Are you a girl or a boxer?
<Mikel> I wear boxers, does that count?
<Light> Only if you're a girl.
<Thirteen> I dated a girl boxer once
<Light> Like, a female dog?
<Thirteen> no, like a human female that boxes
<Jenos> worked in a warehouse?
<Jenos> Skipping's for girls or boxers. Are you a girl or a boxer?
<Mikel> I wear boxers, does that count?
<Light> Only if you're a girl.
<Thirteen> I dated a girl boxer once
<Light> Like, a female dog?
<Thirteen> no, like a human female that boxes
<Jenos> worked in a warehouse?
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<Pozz_Umgee> if I had a nickel for everytime Ten tried to get me to talk about my penis, I'd have like a buck twenty
<.Syn> That's oddly specific
<Pozz_Umgee> you don't keep track?
<Pozz_Umgee> I'm keeping it in my online rape journal
<.Syn> That's oddly specific
<Pozz_Umgee> you don't keep track?
<Pozz_Umgee> I'm keeping it in my online rape journal
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<G`no> If the days comes when we all go to prison for downloading music 'illegally', I hope they seperate us by genre.
<G`no> The first two guys thought SUperman was a bird or a plane... why the heck were they excited?
<G`no> I;m going to district 9 and 3 quarters.
<G`no> If you took all the Twilight fans and laid them end to end around the equator, a lot of them would drown, get run over, or eaten by lions, so it's a really good idea.
<G`no> Whenever a bird craps on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my porch to let them know what I'm capable of.
<G`no> I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong
<G`no> If you take a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back?
<G`no> I NEED AN ANSWER MUCH FASTER!!!
<G`no> i can't wait to go back to england and open a time capsule i buried when i was 10
<G`no> i wanna see how big my puppy got
<G`no> Ugh, I hate bragging about my financial status, but I have to say, my credit card company keeps calling me to tell me my balance is outstanding!
<G`no> The first two guys thought SUperman was a bird or a plane... why the heck were they excited?
<G`no> I;m going to district 9 and 3 quarters.
<G`no> If you took all the Twilight fans and laid them end to end around the equator, a lot of them would drown, get run over, or eaten by lions, so it's a really good idea.
<G`no> Whenever a bird craps on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my porch to let them know what I'm capable of.
<G`no> I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong
<G`no> If you take a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back?
<G`no> I NEED AN ANSWER MUCH FASTER!!!
<G`no> i can't wait to go back to england and open a time capsule i buried when i was 10
<G`no> i wanna see how big my puppy got
<G`no> Ugh, I hate bragging about my financial status, but I have to say, my credit card company keeps calling me to tell me my balance is outstanding!
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