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[11:43:21] * Riad_Sertage (~chatzilla@SWC-IRC.113BB7FF48F335.SWC) has joined #Help
[11:45:35] <Riad_Sertage> I never see any chatting is this a coinsidence or do you have to do something special to view the chat?
[11:47:19] <Riad_Sertage> Wait, If I can't see the chat Ican't see your answers... crap
[11:48:57] * Riad_Sertage (~chatzilla@SWC-IRC.113BB7FF48F335.SWC) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.2/20090729225027])
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[23:06:56] <Light> It's just words!
[23:07:03] <£> You're just words.
[23:07:06] <Light> )`:
[23:07:21] <Light> I'm only one word technically
[23:07:39] <£> I can think of at least three.
[23:07:48] <Light> asshole
[23:07:52] <£> okay, four
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[19:13:03] <blackhole> alright, crtl+q quits
[19:13:54] <blackhole> i better won't keep trying to find text styles like crtl+b by trial and error just so i don't find some crtl combo to dcc all my goat porn to all server users
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[00:02:33] * Kay_Bon poof
[00:02:41] <Kay_Bon> hello all
[00:03:21] * Kay_Bon poof
[00:03:46] <Kay_Bon> i am too fast to be attacked now
[00:03:57] <Saitam> the poof indicates speed.
[00:04:26] * Kay_Bon poof dis apears
[00:05:06] * Squall_Chitose poops
[00:05:12] <Saitam> the poop indicates feces.
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[16:40:33] <Apoch_Rhine> I have a question as a new player.
[16:40:41] <Crog> shoot
[16:40:43] <Arthur> Ask and thou shalt recieve
[16:40:52] <Apoch_Rhine> I can not seem to select a starting location
[16:40:57] <Arthur> you need a gun
[16:40:59] <Arthur> to shoot
[16:41:03] <Crog> shoot
[16:41:06] <Arthur> pew pew
[16:41:15] <Crog> what was the question again?
[16:41:18] <Apoch_Rhine> screen comes up blank
[16:41:30] <Crog> you sure its combine
[16:42:10] <Apoch_Rhine> I have also selected possition and it does nothing as well
[16:42:11] <Crog> REFRESH REFRESH
[16:42:28] <Apoch_Rhine> yes I tired that
[16:42:35] <Crog> DO NOT hold a piece of paper before the screen and press print screen DO NOT
[16:42:53] <Crog> log off and login again
[16:43:04] <Arthur> close the window and open again
[16:43:05] <Crog> do not drink while doing that
[16:43:11] <Light> did you check to see that your computer is turned on
[16:43:12] <Arthur> and shut down and shut on again
[16:43:25] <Arthur> do not smoke when you do that either
[16:43:30] <Arthur> the computer does not like smoke
[16:43:30] <Crog> log of rom combine , shut it al off and then sart up again
[16:43:36] <Apoch_Rhine> great now I am talking to India
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[02:08:57] <Barthol_Wred> hey, how do I whisper someone?
[02:09:05] <Ten> talk softly
[02:09:26] <Barthol_Wred> awww, thanks. I've been yelling at point blank range
[02:09:38] <Ten> a rookie mistake
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[01:35:45] <Cherokee> No.
[01:35:47] <Cherokee> Get out.
[01:38:17] * Rick_Unnis (Rick_Unnis@SWC-IRC.28D46D33E3A7E2.SWC) Quit (Quit: )
[01:38:46] * Squall_Chitose (~jedimaste@SWC-IRC.2930AC62555A87.SWC) Quit (Quit: * Goran_Skirata is now away - Reason : Squall has an unhealthy and disconcerting interest in me)
[01:40:28] * Vussek_Kaos (~vussek@SWC-IRC.E4B5D168BCDB9.SWC) Quit (Quit: <.Gavin> somewhere there is a 1 armed man who is beatin off with one hand, and using his nose to type and surf the sites)
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[01:41:06] <Cherokee> I didn't mean all of them, just Squall.
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[04:19:28] <Guinar> Claim you have to visit South Dakota on a matter of national security?
[04:19:32] <Light> haha
[04:19:39] <Light> Who visits SD?!
[04:19:43] <Light> especially for national security!
[04:19:45] <Cherokee> Only the dutch.
[04:19:49] <Guinar> Indeed.
[04:20:01] <Guinar> When they're not frothing at the mouth.
[04:20:12] <Cherokee> They're so impressed that we have land above sea level that we don't want to live on, that they just have to see what's wrong with it for themselves.
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[02:25:42] <Ten> The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware.
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[16:33:31] <Talor> Awesome, I still has 20x8,8%x0,33cl beer left
[16:34:13] <Cherokee[w]> Why does your beer have coordinates?
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[01:30:04] <Wool> And one morning I woke up with so much blood in my mouth I thought I went down on a vampire.
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[03:15:03] <Ten> I just realized something strange
[03:15:19] <DvD> You DONT have a vachina?
[03:15:30] <Ten> I don't know what a vachina is
[03:15:37] <Ten> so, probably not that
[03:16:00] <Ten> no, I just woke up to the realization that I've been talking out loud to my computer in a transformers voice
[03:17:59] <Ten> where did everyone go?!
[03:18:38] <Light> I went to poop
[03:19:20] <dorothy> I was smoking
[03:19:35] <Ten> phew
[03:19:44] <Ten> for a moment it was like my fourth birthday all over again
[03:19:52] <dorothy> lol
[03:20:08] <DvD> lol
[03:20:42] <Ten> we were playing hide and seek, my family, class mates, house staff
[03:20:44] <Ten> I was it
[03:20:54] <Ten> when I finished counting to ten, everyone was gone
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[18:06:49] <Cherokee> Today on Facebook, I found out that the girl I thought I had been dating for the past year was actually dating someone else that entire time.
[18:07:09] <Cherokee> I apparently misconstrued the 'xxx xxxxxx is now in a relationship' update last year.
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[02:36] <Cherokee> I don't go to the beach anymore. Not since the last time they succeeded in "rescuing" me by pushing me into the water.
[02:37] <Nalah> Who are they?
[02:37] <Seele> Greenpeace.
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[03:44] <Bryce> so....tell me about your character?
[03:44] <tycho> im sexy
[03:45] <Bryce> ok...tell me things that my character would know by meeting you.
[03:45] <tycho> im sexy
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[01:32] <.Keir|Away> Hint: Never let your planets go uncontrolled, even for ten hours, when Keir is in-sector with a hyper 14 ship
[01:32] * .Keir|Away eyes faction about to lose two planets to hidden cities :D
[01:38] <+T`losk|Away> zomgish. :O
[01:53] <+Orphaea_Imperium> not any of mine? >_>
[01:55] * .Keir|Away waves, smirking at Orph
[01:55] <+Orphaea_Imperium> you go hell
[01:55] <+Orphaea_Imperium> >:/
[01:55] <+Orphaea_Imperium> although I only have one planet...
[01:56] <.Keir|Away> Did it go uncontrolled recently?
[01:56] <+Orphaea_Imperium> recent-ish
[01:56] <+Orphaea_Imperium> for about ten hours
[01:56] <+Orphaea_Imperium> >_>
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<Keir> I have enough terrorists and their families on my cellphone that I'm sure I'm on a watchlist myself somewhere.
<Dante> Impressive, though I'm not sure why you would want to have terrorists in your contacts.
<Daktal> I bet it impresses girls.
<Lisa_Dent> "Hey baby what's your number, I'll put it right beneath Muqtada al-Sadr. Yeah, we club, s'cool."
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[13:51] * Veynom is Sim Master.
[13:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Veynom
[13:52] <Veynom> Holy shit, 1616 emails, what did you do guys !!!
[13:53] <Kyle> um there is an email from orion you should look at Vey
[13:53] <Togan> it's hidden within those 1616 mails
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[21:43:58] <Cherokee[worb]> That's right. I take steroids. It's not for muscles. It's just to shrink my testicles to a manageable size.
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<Jacob_Jansen> Anyone up to the task of writing up some IU history for me?
<King_Tylger> One day Vodo was like "Ohai, Hapes. SSD for your loyalty." Hapes goes "Lolz, k." Then other people thought were like "Free shit!" and joined. The End.
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[11:14] <@Dac_Kain> I paid for a bribe once, 7 days later I got a mail order russian lady at my door. Boy do I need glasses
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[03:27] <Bryce> SWC is my facebook!
[03:28] <.Light> and just like on facebook, you have no friends
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[20:53] <Crog> feed me melon slices.
[20:53] <Alex_Truman> I am no longer your man slave.
[20:53] <Ten> not since his operation
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[23:02] <Clarr> I do, but first admit you're talking out of your ass
[23:02] <Clarr> go on, I'm waiting
[23:02] <Bane> Is that physically possible?
[23:03] <Keir> I admit that I am talking out of my ass, though it seems my ass has outwitted you
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[08:46:29:429] <SWC_Member380> dont trip on me im new finding clues ok think lady left clues for me followed cookie crum no im here if your here im here thinking hoo dont no th i now a lady in this leage ssskkk in time only can sa you been a showdow one my ass fill its a girl not in to men so if you like games im down still like it if you say ha whats up if friends no someing let her no if this sounds lioke some one you have herd about please
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<Darwyn_family_bonding> "2nd place is a shiny new and highly sought after viper, this baby is in preteen condition and ready to go"
<Lex_von_Ismay> :o
<Lex_von_Ismay> lol
<Darwyn_family_bonding> preteen condition?
<Darwyn_family_bonding> wow
<Rehon_Mosspim> well, that's a typo lol
<Rehon_Mosspim> pristine, preteen, what's the diffrence
<Rehon_Mosspim> well, that's our faction, we love the miners
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* ThomasRed is now known as Thomas
* Thomas is now known as ThomasRed
* ThomasRed is now known as Thomas
<Thomas> Sh*t
<Thomas> Itw ont let me do ThomasRed afk
<Thomas> \It
<Thomas> wont
* Thomas is now known as ThomasRed
* ThomasRed is now known as Th{o}masRed
* Th{o}masRed is now known as Tho{masRed}
<Tho{masRed}> That means I am afk
<Tho{masRed}> :O
<Tho{masRed}> F*ck it
<Tho{masRed}> FIt wont let me o my nick the way I want
* Tho{masRed} is now known as ThomasRed_afk
<ThomasRed_afk> better
* ThomasRed_afk is now known as ThomasRed_going
* ThomasRed_going is now known as ThomasRed_afk
<Kun> he must have a 0 in computer operations...
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[00:11] <Asa> pretty sure my in character daddy is dead
[00:11] <@JohnnyFox> Luke thought the same thing.
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[14:53:00] <Cherokee> i bit myself in a retarded way now there is a piece of meat hanging from my mouth
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[14:16:05] <Panda_Prime> We only converse breifly and in short bursts! That's not knowing someone!
[14:16:36] <Ten> that's the internet equivalent of having shared a bed!
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[13:18] <Light> oh, and don't handle jalapeno peppers then touch your asshole.
[13:19] <Crog> why
[13:19] <Light> it hurts
[13:19] <Crog> why
[13:19] <Squall_Chitose> BURNS SO BAD
[13:19] <Teyacapan> yes, don't handle peppers with your asshole
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[17:10:51] <Crog> now make sound when you pooping , like TATATATATATa
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[21:37] <Squall_Chitose> I'm going to write a story about my Dong, Jenos.
[21:37] <Quetzalxochitl> you called your dong jenos?
[21:37] <%Jenos-Laptop> :P
[21:37] <Guinar> Short story, right?
[21:37] <%Jenos-Laptop> bastards
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[07:56] <&Zhao> Morning Vey
[07:59] <&Jesfa> , the australian said aloud.
[08:03] <&Zhao> ...stop narrating my life!
[08:04] <&Jesfa> , he mumbled angrily under his breath.
[08:05] <&Zhao> .......
[08:05] <&Jesfa> The australian, so stupid as he was, was incapable of forming words.
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[13:17:21] <DA> hmm, sure, ill call a doctor if i have an erection lasting longer than four hours... to brag
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[16:15:10] <Quetzalxochitl> 17. The idea of verbally dominating/humiliating (name calling, dictating orders, etc.) during sexual activity is exciting to me
[16:15:31] <Quetzalxochitl> sure, but I always hit a writer's block after the first "you like it, slut"
[16:16:10] <Quetzalxochitl> GIMME ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP
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[05:02:41] <blackhole> why do i know how to spell cthulhu and not jirafee?
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[01:55:59] <Squall_Chitose> I'd be like "Hey 16 year old slut, you want an A? You gotta earn it"
[01:56:08] <Squall_Chitose> thats why they won't let me be a teacher.
[01:56:12] <Selatos> "... by getting all of the answers correct on this test."
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[02:49:24] <Dan_Goulet> how does voice work?
[02:49:30] <Dan_Goulet> dont see a button or anything
[02:49:42] <Ten> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_people_make_sound
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[16:03:50] * Galdayo_Everstar (Mibbit@swc-irc.52l.oeg.s3gket.IP) has joined #swc-members
[16:04:23] <Galdayo_Everstar> Hello
[16:04:30] <Eldrwyn_D`Auvergne> Hallo fair maiden
[16:04:43] <Galdayo_Everstar> I'm a guy
[16:04:51] <Eldrwyn_D`Auvergne> im sorry we're full
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[10:31:33] <Cherokee> I've eaten 14 boxes of Thin Mints...
[10:31:39] <Cherokee> but I haven't gotten any thinner :(
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[16:31] <Eldrwyn_D`Auvergne> big sadness face, engage
[16:31] <Eldrwyn_D`Auvergne> >: OOOOOO(
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[16:32:01] <Cherokee> ñam
[16:32:06] <Cherokee> ñam ñam ñam
[16:32:22] <Syn> I cant read that
[16:32:24] <Syn> stupid unicode
[16:32:27] <Syn> stupid unicorn
[16:32:54] <Cherokee> spanish tilde over n
[16:33:16] <Syn> ñ!
[16:33:19] <Syn> I can see it if it's just typed
[16:34:31] <blackhole> i read stupid unicorn and thought ok, everything is fine. then read unicode and instantly thought what weird shit is syn talking about now?
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[19:07:24] <Cherokee> 7:30 WHY SO LATE FINAL
[19:07:33] <Syn> no clue
[19:07:40] <Syn> it's scheduled for 8pm for some reason
[19:07:43] <Syn> I miss raid for it ]:
[19:07:43] <Syn> so rude
[19:07:57] <Cherokee> you like only one invited, and its in professor's office and he gave you key and you find candles lit and rose petals
[19:08:04] <Syn> hahaha
[19:08:06] <Syn> creepy
[19:08:09] <Cherokee> totally
[19:08:14] <Cherokee> that only happen to me once
[19:08:20] <Cherokee> easiest A i ever got
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[16:09] <Pozz_Umgee> if I had a nickel for everytime Ten tried to get me to talk about my penis, I'd have like a buck twenty
[16:09] <.Syn> That's oddly specific
[16:09] <Pozz_Umgee> you don't keep track?
[16:09] <Pozz_Umgee> I'm keeping it in my online rape journal
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[13:40:47] <blackhole> still, it would be cool to be up to the communication level :p
[14:00:00] <blackhole> hehe, drunken labia wrong, drunken loquacity right
[14:00:07] <Syn> ..
[14:00:07] <blackhole> it's good i use the dictionary sometimes before saying something
[14:00:40] <blackhole> i assumed labia refered to the lips like in spanish
[14:00:48] <Syn> hahaha
[14:00:54] <blackhole> as used to mean verbosity when talking
[14:01:02] <blackhole> but no
[14:01:52] * blackhole removes "prayse my huge drunken labia" from his fb status >.<
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[07:46:47] <blackhole> i can't eat a whole pie in a day! it's like 50cmx50cm big
[07:51:55] <Cherokee> thats crazy , no one measures things in cm
[07:52:00] <Cherokee> how many inches is?
[07:56:50] <blackhole> not sure. inches are short enough to accumulate too much error
[07:56:57] <blackhole> but in cocks should be like 3
[07:57:04] <Syn> wait what
[07:58:08] <Cherokee> ..
[07:58:16] <Syn> cocks is now a unit of measurement
[07:58:27] <Cherokee> what's the cock length?!
[07:58:30] <blackhole> i work with what i have!
[07:58:42] <Cherokee> WHY ARE YOU MEASURING PIES WITH YOUR COCK
[07:58:53] <blackhole> i swear i tried to measure it with my inches but it looked inaccurate
[07:58:56] <Cherokee> PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT THAT
[07:58:58] <blackhole> haha
[07:59:04] <blackhole> i'm not measuring depth!
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<.kira> The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
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[10:21:03] <blackhole> man my last clorophorm date was awful
[10:59:59] <Cherokee> colored prom?
[11:00:17] <Cherokee> you took a black girl to her prom? Aren't you a little old for that?
[11:01:41] <blackhole> geez man, you're making it sound like if i colored her myself
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[22:54:26] <Cherokee> WOOL
[22:54:28] <Wool> CHEROKEE
[22:54:29] <Cherokee> WOOL
[22:54:31] <Wool> CHEROKEE
[22:54:33] <Cherokee> WOOL WOOL WOOL WOOL WOOL
[22:54:35] <Wool> CHEROKEE CHEROKEE CHEROKEE CHEROKEE CHEROKEE
[22:54:37] <Cherokee> DO THE WOOLY BULLY
[22:54:38] <Cherokee> DO IT
[22:54:39] * Wool DOES IT
[22:54:40] <Cherokee> YATAA
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[22:54:45] <Wool> big success
[22:54:54] <Wool> back to work
[22:54:59] * Wool (soan@swc-irc.7rf.nm9.rjksk9.IP) has left #anime
[22:55:54] <Kilian> o_o

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